Mix
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No, never. I'm invincible. Never gonna die. Gonna live forever.
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Happy Birthday! Gettin' further from birth and closer to death every year! yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Balloons and cake! I am very drunk.......for your birthday, I guess I can say now
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I don't remember I have to stop posting these......they never come off as good as I thought they did the night before
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you're just supposed to role with it...like if we were at a party and I introduced us to two hot ladies as Franklin and Bash, attorney's at law come on, man.....this is basic wing man stuff here
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of course we are linked by a singular consciousness that binds us all in the before, now, and the here-after
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You were beckoned forth by the unknowable something that moves us all. The buzz of life that serves as catalyst to our wind-up toy existence. Embrace it, soon sleep will be all you know
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standing in the kitchen wearing my hong kong phooey boxers....half frozen waffle in one hand and beef jerky in the other, I realize I should have probably eased back into weed after such a long hiatus
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It's 2020.....that expression no longer holds weight with Cadillac at the head, so I swapped in Tesla....
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oh you're going to love it....it's going to be class all the way....we're getting the Vermeer WC2300XL....it's the Cadillac Tesla of wood chippers
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oh, I see where the confusion is here.....we're not going to put you in the wood chipper....that's been done to death, no pun intended we're going to drop it on you
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idk if I can do that....I mean once the crane lets it go, it's pretty much up to gravity how fast or slow it drops
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😲 ☺️ Hey, @Doom Metal Alchemist , we can finally do that thing with the wood chipper we talked about!
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Not that I need any justification for my fear of old people, but
Mix replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
my bad....I looked around before I posted, but must of missed it... -
93 year old man, Robert Thomas, shot his apartment manager in both legs over water damage to his apartment.
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Designed my first comedy show poster from scratch!
Mix replied to That_One_Guy's topic in UEMB Member Share-Space
Hell yeah, I knew doodling in class instead of paying attention was the way to go -
Designed my first comedy show poster from scratch!
Mix replied to That_One_Guy's topic in UEMB Member Share-Space
I dig it.... next time, let me submit something for consideration....i'd get a real kick out of drawing some stuff for a comedy poster -
