little_girl_lost

isn't that feline AIDS?

If you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand also, nerf guns float

I don't have much to say

drunk skiball sounds hilarious to watch

put together a gift basket of shampoos, deodorants, pretty smelling soaps, bubble bath/bath bomb put a ribbon on it and present it to her and say "hey its your welcome/X month anniversary basket" and act like everyone gets one and its not a big deal If that doesn't work, strap her to the roof of your car and drive through a car wash

Slogan: Fuggz Period, Soak In It!

yeah, I deserved that

that The Princess Bride hasn't been on tv for 6 months now they used to show that every day. And this year is the 30th anniversary too. Just a weird observation.

We all know that the anti-smoking commercials are paid for by tobacco companies and used as a secret way to advertise, but the new ads are over the top advertising FOR cigarettes. The ads feature a woman talking about there being 10x more tobacco signage/ads in low income areas and another one she says tobacco companies target black people, she's doing so from a bodega in front of the signs showing specific brand names. On certain channels the signs are blurred out, but most channels show all the tobacco brands. And these ads are clearly paid for by RJ Reynolds, cuz it's their brands being featured (camel, kool, newports, and others). This is smack-you-in-the-face tobacco advertising.

you tried and you failed, the lesson is: don't try

yeah, this was in the days of the laminated, wallet size birth certificates, he washed and ruined several of those and then again recently when he was moving with his daughter, he washed her birth certificate

my brother has washed several driver's licenses, social security cards, and birth certificates

Homemade pizza top with canned anchovies done.

Did the frog kid turn out to be you?

the papa johns here also sells heart shaped pizza on valentines day, they sell like hotcakes cuz people around here are trash.

the denim devil was comedy gold

I could go for a The Stand-style plague M-O-O-N that spells plague!

why is one of them a UPS guy?

i thought this was going to be words of wisdom from someone's grandmother