little_girl_lost

Mini lasagna for xmas dinner

It was a catholic school this time, tell me again how putting god back in schools prevents this shit.

This is what my bf refers to as "my gf's famous fried chicken"

I was really hoping they wouldn't catch this guy. And every december, if we were all really good, we'd leave out backpacks of monopoly money for him and he'd take out a CEO every year.

Am I the only one who thinks the Menendez brothers should stay in prison? Like, they shot their mom point blank in the face. They planned it. Even if they were both molested by the father, they were adults and could have moved anywhere else in the world to get away from him. They just wanted to speed up their inheritance.

She was always good for a roll in ze hay

Mums are the ugliest fucking flowers.

No, my part of town doesnt have an hoa. It was the city's code enforcement trying to write me citations for bullshit.

The city is on my ass about the aesthetics of my house. Had to fix a bunch of things outside. But they were bitching about the paint chipping from my house, so I fixed that problem. Before: And after: Because fuck the city, that's why.

The chocolate and peanut shell is the best part of the drumstick, not the hard solid chocolate nugget in the bottom of the cone.

Trump made his choice, he should have to carry jd vance to term.

Its a good thing David Lee Roth didnt get there first . . .

I have the house to myself tonight, so I decided to treat myself to a steak

My thoughts exactly

Man, fuck this town craft vendor fair that specifically says "no witchcraft symbols" and leaving that vague enough to extend to all horror themed things. Horror things sell better than anything else, including the big sports team around here, and even disney things. fuck this town's fake christian bullshit.

I have no idea what's happening in this spongebob template, but i'm getting horrible flashbacks of this

had a co-worker would call me rachel ray some guy just calls me ray i get "Hey You" alot one guy calls me shirl, dont know where that came from when i was a kid, it was all names based on my short stature (small fries, short stuff, midge) bf has a petname for me - Littlefoot