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    Legally changed his name to Lee Lemon. Immediately joined earth army.
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    Has fluttering in his outer-vision in the shape of the cincinnati reds logo
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    Got a sexual harassment charge at work just for putting a bowl of Hershey kisses on his desk.
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    would not have ordered the fries if he knew they were crinkle cut
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    me: the weather is finally nice, i can open up my windows outside: children screaming and assholes revving up motorbikes for no reason
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    refers to anal sex as "sliding into her BMs"
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    Can play Thick as a Brick entirely on a kazoo
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    fucking threatening jury duty letters
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    knows the password
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    Eats toxic masculinity for breakfast
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    I hate corned beef and cabbage mum likes it and thinks its tradition to make it on st paddys day. so now my house house reeks of cabbage.
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    kids today have terrible handwriting
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    whispers in cursive
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    does this move when someone is eyeing the last slice of pizza
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    worked 15 hour shifts yesterday and today. came home tonight to doritos and beer
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    Refers to this candy as gay bacon
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    Recreated the famous Cool Hand Luke scene but substituted Reese's eggs
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    Congratulated himself this morning for waking up wearing the same pajamas as he went to sleep in.
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    Calls hamburgers "steamed hams"
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    Holds funerals for dead batteries
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    After viewing pornography, writes long letters to the stars, the jist of which are "You're doing it wrong"
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