little_girl_lost

Mini lasagna for xmas dinner

It was a catholic school this time, tell me again how putting god back in schools prevents this shit.

This is what my bf refers to as "my gf's famous fried chicken"

I was really hoping they wouldn't catch this guy. And every december, if we were all really good, we'd leave out backpacks of monopoly money for him and he'd take out a CEO every year.

Am I the only one who thinks the Menendez brothers should stay in prison? Like, they shot their mom point blank in the face. They planned it. Even if they were both molested by the father, they were adults and could have moved anywhere else in the world to get away from him. They just wanted to speed up their inheritance.

She was always good for a roll in ze hay

Mums are the ugliest fucking flowers.

No, my part of town doesnt have an hoa. It was the city's code enforcement trying to write me citations for bullshit.

The city is on my ass about the aesthetics of my house. Had to fix a bunch of things outside. But they were bitching about the paint chipping from my house, so I fixed that problem. Before: And after: Because fuck the city, that's why.

The chocolate and peanut shell is the best part of the drumstick, not the hard solid chocolate nugget in the bottom of the cone.

Trump made his choice, he should have to carry jd vance to term.

Its a good thing David Lee Roth didnt get there first . . .

I have the house to myself tonight, so I decided to treat myself to a steak

My thoughts exactly