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little_girl_lost

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  1. He deered to kill a kings dare.
  2. made the mistake of clicking on a link to "phimosis" on wikipedia
  3. Legally changed his name to Mike Hunt
  4. Saves all the delivery photos that amazon sends him in a photo album labelled "Packaged Memories"
  5. can play monopoly backwards
  6. knows how to draw "Dignity" in pictionary
  7. Has a 65" flat screen tv held to his wall with command strips
  8. Was the first man ever to sport the spider web elbow tattoo
  9. Is indifferent to watching the puddles gather rain
  10. He fought the law and the law won
  11. hard boiled eggs give her hiccups
  12. Has never been hit with a hot wheels track and it shows
  13. Wishes to have his remains scattered at Disneyworld, but does not want to be cremated.
  14. Only talks to the microwave when the toaster is mad at her
  15. Isn't anti-vax, is pro-disease
  16. Dances in a gay night club under the name "Jar Jar Twinks"
  17. Has been investigating the "wrongful death" of Dan Fogelberg since 2001
  18. Still has the 4 ft long receipt from cvs as evidence placing him at the scene of the crime
  19. Interviewed all the suspects, but they aint talkin
  20. чёрт возьми, как жарко
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