little_girl_lost

My latest purchase just for fun yes because of office space

Refers to sex as "vagina time"

Dammit, i have awful anxiety about calling anyone as it is, i have to psych myself up for like an hour. But when i'm trying to call a place about getting a storm door, getting an automated system, and then the automated system tells me that all reps are busy, tells me to try online, then disconnects me, Fuck, put me on hold at least.

Her ancestors came over on the sandwich!

Never lets sleep interfere with his anxiety

Coined the term "dry-diarrhea"

I wish this weather would even out already. As much as i hate summer, i need this to even out so i can get my porch painted. I wanna buy this outdoor furniture set for my porch before i get fucked by tarriffs, but i cant get it until the porch is done cuz i have nowhere to store it.

Can no longer eat alphabet soup after he choked on the D

Once made a rickroll in the music part of Mariopaint

Why does my conditioner always run out before my shampoo? I buy the large pump bottles so i can count that i'm using the same amount of each. yes i am that level of crazy

I dont think pete rose and shoeless joe should be in the baseball hall of fame

Only eats capn crunch's oops all berries for the green poops

Stitch isnt cute

Phones should not auto-update in the middle of the night when that phone has a alarm set for the morning

Pocky tastes terrible

Is up for a supporting role in a movie about his life, but he doesnt think he'll get it

wrote a screenplay for a Harold and Maude 2

Is Rockin, Rockin and rollin, Down to the beach he's strollin

Learned Klingon just to tell trekkies to fuck off

Prepares caramel dipped onions for halloween

Favorite comedian is dat phan

I got 2 rolls of mint or near mint 2024 nickels