little_girl_lost

He's biting the heads off angels now

If tRump wasn't on the Epstein list, he'd print it on t-shirts and sell it to his fan base

Was genetically modifying a breed of mosquitos that sucked fat instead of blood and didn't leave any itchy residue behind, until big pharma came and shut him down

People who back in to parking spaces think they are better than everyone else.

trump is literally lex luthor

That's him in the corner That's him in the spot-light Googling circumcision

He'll spend trillions erecting that shit while he's still alive

trump's eventual grave is gonna need so much security

Tours the country as a "Gospel Mime"

answered a for sale ad that read "free mattress: lightly shat"

If he really wants to fuck up Iran, he should just go over there and be their president for a few months afterthought here, you know he'd jizz in his catheter if anyone ever referred to him as the "supreme leader"

the right edit, im not saying odin is one of those nutjobs, but i see people on the right using their kids at rallys all the rime