little_girl_lost

Cake donuts are awful

didnt know what to do, so just grabbed onto some ducktales

Has done so much nothing, that there is no more nothing for anyone else to do

did absolutely nothing today and still wishes they did less

Pronounces a hard "L" in the word colby

The other day i had to work late. I was supposed to be off at 3p, i didnt get out until 8p. I thought "i'll just grab some fast food on my way home, mum and bf will feed themselves and i'll just grab a burger or something". That would have been too easy. Bf come into my job that afternoon, says he'll /make chicken or something'. While i don't exactly look forward to his medium rare chicken dinners. i said ok. I tell you the abomination i came home to. First, there was no chicken. He had bought a frozen pizza (if you can call it that). This shit had goat cheese, plum marmalade pizza sauce, and zucchini on it. And my bf is sitting there with a shit-eating grin "don't you wanna try new things honey?". Fucking no. I know what i like and it's not that shit. And he's been with me almost 10 years and *should* know that. So, I had to go without dinner that night cuz i did have to go to bed early to go back to work in the morning and didnt have time to go get or make anything else.

Shoves a fleshlight in his mouth to become a human jizz-o-lantern.

Uses the personalized address labels St. Jude sends him without donating.

I dont think miss hannigan deserved any redemption at the end of Annie (1982). She has a change of heart when it comes to annie being murdered by rooster, but had no problems starving the orphans and locking them in the closet up until then.

Chewy bacon is far superior to crispy bacon

Knows that "All Star" was the Mystery Men song before it was the shrek song

Fucking hell, I just lay down to go to bed and I get a call from work saying night shift called off, and I have no one to cover it so I hafta go in. On no sleep. And I hafta still work my tomorrow morning shift on top of it.

bacon wrapped chicken breasts with scalloped potatoes and garlic parm green beans

Has his own personal jesus