Hornshire

Such is the world we live in.

Everybody poops.

When Ours were worth two, We stopped giving them out as much, because We rarely felt like people posted stuff that was worth that much.

...We're fine, okay? Bye.

Oh. We were expecting a robot whose primary function was fucking. Not sure whether We're relieved or disappointed.

So basically, you let five guys push you around and didn't do shit about it. Kay.

What about some place like this: Seems like it has a lot of the things you're into.

Generally, when people go around spouting off things they don't understand, it means they're idiots.

It is. But on the plus side, the bedroom clock We never bothered to move back in the fall now displays the correct time.

o o o

How sad for you.

So what's wrong with it?

Such is the way of the universe; We, too, are in flux. Know Us once more, if you care to, and once more will We change.

It's in Good condition. It would take some, but not too much work to get it to Very Good.

sion Start

Everybody has their quirks. A deviation here or there does not strip one of normalcy in general. (And again, it wouldn't be such a terrible thing, though, were it the case.) It actually isn't normal to be completely and totally normal, in all facets.

It isn't normal. But there's nothing wrong with not being normal.

Is "grab" some sort of new slang for "been fired by"?

Eviscerate the proletariat.

Indeed they do. But what? Before going in to the kitchen, you remove those certain orifices from your body?

Whatever, dude. You're just salty you can't use that tactic because, lack of truck aside, nobody would ever lend your creeper ass a hand.

So, um... Don't give up on your fanfics. Also, why are you against dildos being in certain rooms?

The biggest lesson We took away from Our speech class was that however much time you put into writing one, you should spend about twice that amount practicing the delivery of it.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Clearly. Most of the joke is the delivery, so it barely translates to text. But such is life.