Codename: Jackass

I keep it pulled back most of the time. When I first started growing it out I just lived with it.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I'm bringin' it back

RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You on the outside And me on the inside There's advantages to both (ADVANTAGES TO BOTH) And me being uptight And you being alright There's advantages to each (ADVANTAGES! ADVANTAGES!)

From this position, I can see both of them. From this position, I totally get how the decision was reached. From this position, I can say "serious," or "cop-out," or "hard to define." From this position, from this position... it's kinda like eating myself to death.

From this position, I can see the whole place. From this position, oh, just relax. From this, my position, I make some stand. I make my peace with The Man.

I am on a 72 hour water fast.

THAT'S STONE COLD'S MUSIC

I'm not a teenager anymore and I don't really give a fuck.

All of their players are hurt. Also they had no defense to speak of even when their starters were on the field and Andrew Luck's arm is about as strong as a Fun Noodle.

ERIC EBRON SONY MICHEL HOLD MY DICK

Mandatory overtime for you on this special day.

Shit's nasty. If I wanted to mix salt and sugar I'd go into my kitchen, take a big spoonful of each, put them in a glass of water and slam it down like Edgar from Men in Black. SUGAR... IN WAH-TER.

Uhhhhhh...

You're Mumbo, aren't you?

New England Denver Green Bay Carolina Tennessee Atlanta Baltimore Cincinnati Kansas City Los Angeles Chargers Minnesota Los Angeles Rams San Francisco Dallas New Orleans

It's just cartoon porn, bud.

We can burn the building down.

They must have really meant it when they told you to have a rotten day.

Good day

AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WELL, HOW DID I GET HERE?"