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Codename: Jackass

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    Frozen antifreeze
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    >tfw I haven't paid for a haircut since 2008
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    Is your toothbrush a soft-bristled one?
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    Because parents will buy anything if it makes their ugly spoiled children shut the fuck up.
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    Meanwhile, at Sponges' house...
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    Do you shamefully tuck it away in a dark corner?
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    I figured a baller such as yourself would be able to afford a new cumsock every time.
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    Come to Texas, y'all can chill in my spare room.
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    Get better electrical wiring, noob.
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    Stop appropriating my culture.
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    I've never seen the show but I can assume rape and murder, not necessarily in that order.
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    Hopefully none of those hot legal teens he lusts after have to find out.
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    Whose dick? I feel like this is a loaded question.
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    Sorry, the big brains that make the fiber optic cables said your application has been denied. Too many other big brains willing to work longer hours for worse pay.
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    Yeah but still that's two hundred extra dollars that just fell into your lap.
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    THE LORD giveth and THE LORD taketh away. If you'd made sure to add another zero to that check you sent us, He would have blessed you with a fresh new Mercedes-Benz.
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    You majored in something useless like communications and now you're waiting tables at age 29? Just get more money.
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    I bet you could sell it on Ebay for a cool $150. Maybe get a sucker to give you $200.
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