Codename: Jackass

EVERYONE I DISCORD WITH PLUS QUACKERS AND ATHENA SORRY NARAKU4656 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT GG NO RE

They won't let you, white devil.

DO WE ALL LEARN DEFEAT FROM THE WHORES WITH BAD FEET? BEAT THE MEAT TREAT THE FEET TO THE SWEET MILKY SEAT

IT'S A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY CHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY THE KIND OF SHIT THAT'S ON YOUR TV

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOOOUUURRRS (MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR) WITH A FEELING SO PUUURRRE (IT'S GOT YOU SCREAMING BACK FOR-) COOL! IN DENIAL WE'RE THE CRUEL REGULATORS SMOKING CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

Don't forget the cumin.

They never would have won if they'd been missing Kidd, or Terry, or Chandler, or Marion. But that championship was a great thing to witness being a Dallas fan, especially after 2006.

There's nothing to get. It's absurd for its own sake.

I hope KN has a sudden change of heart and allows it just for the asshurt it will cause.

That's good, but we can go more meta and weird.

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little fucker sits there and gives me this stupid fucking look on his face.

I would feel sorrow if tragedy were to befall you, silly internet man.

It's commonplace in areas with poor sewer systems, and some people do it when they have septic tanks. At the store I worked at, there'd be shitty toilet paper in the trash cans all the time because of people who lived out in the sticks with poorly maintained septic systems.

Speaking of sea mammals, sea lions seem like real dickheads. Bears are assholes, too. They'll come up in your campsite and tear all your shit up and then go after you if they don't find what they need.

The cheapest one that doesn't tear as soon as it touches my butthole. In the toilet, as God intended.

why would Google lie to me about an entire city?