Codename: Jackass

I don't remember the last time I was truly happy.

You would know, wouldn't you?

I know people personally who drink 30 beers a day. A case a dia.

Josh Coan. I hate him so bad.

Wow

So hold them really tight in your hand to muffle the sound.

Just take some shots bud.

It's alright

So make sure when you light them that you hold them really tight in your hand to muffle the sound.

Good

I SAWED DIS BOAT IN HAFF

what the fuck

Sorry I don't browse /jp/, what is this moonspeak?

Yah m8 eight beers in.

Thanks for the well wishes. Turned out better than expected. Difficult shift at work, met an old friend by chance as I was getting off, drank some cheap beer on his front porch with people I don't know, told dick jokes and listened to the storms come in. 6/10 birthday.

How can anyone say they aren't into hot dick if they've never experienced a good butt-fucking? Some really homophobic prudes out there.

me too thanks

Was he really the baddest man in the whole damn town? I've heard he was bigger than ol' King Kong and meaner than a junkyard dog, but I don't have any way to verify these claims. Can anyone elucidate?

Nothing special, just for fun. I don't have the money to put up any stakes. I'm going to wait until training camp starts up before starting it but right now this is more to see if I can even get 8-16 people to fill a league. 12 is the golden spot but I think more people makes it more fun and challenging. Anyway, post ITT if you'd be willing to join a league. I'm probably going to use PPR scoring but no funky alterations to the scoring system aside from that. Most likely will be using either ESPN or Yahoo. If we have enough takers, I'm going to make draft time around the end of preseason so people will have time to prepare for any injuries that will happen during training camp or preseason.

IT'S A LONG EMBARRASSING STORY I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GET INTO RIGHT NOW SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT MISTAKES WERE MADE