Codename: Jackass

All this cultural appropriation is making me physically ill.

tfw I have a one paragraph assignmentdue in five minutes Fuck I'm gonna fail out of undergrad

>you will never have 2B sit on your face Why live?

Last time I went was for a civil trial and they reached a pre-trial agreement minutes before we went into the courtroom. Didn't tell my work about getting out early and slept all day.

Works for me.

I don't remember the last time I was truly happy.

You would know, wouldn't you?

I know people personally who drink 30 beers a day. A case a dia.

Josh Coan. I hate him so bad.

Wow

So hold them really tight in your hand to muffle the sound.

Just take some shots bud.

It's alright

So make sure when you light them that you hold them really tight in your hand to muffle the sound.

Good

I SAWED DIS BOAT IN HAFF

what the fuck

Sorry I don't browse /jp/, what is this moonspeak?

Yah m8 eight beers in.

Thanks for the well wishes. Turned out better than expected. Difficult shift at work, met an old friend by chance as I was getting off, drank some cheap beer on his front porch with people I don't know, told dick jokes and listened to the storms come in. 6/10 birthday.