Codename: Jackass

1. Baja Blast 2. Voltage 3. Code Red 4. Mountain Dew 5. Livewire 6. Pitch Black 7. White Out

BIG JILM

Come on down here. We'll get ya drunk for cheap.

Besides, the fact that Zeni and Packard are janitors makes me want to shy away from that profession even more than the cleaning shit off of the ceiling.

wew lad I knew OK had shitty alcohol laws and 3% beer but a casino that doesn't serve alcohol is criminal.

I don't wash dishes, I'm just saying I could wash dishes.

But shit I do it well so what the fuck I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump But it's all the same to me Bustin' ass to make a buck

Molarbear, tell me what you know about Pauls Valley.

I miss him every day. Good thing his dad is around, it helps.

Nah I meant Thackerville. I've never been to Ada but I keep abreast of topics in "Texoma" and Ada seems like a place I don't want to visit.

Big Jilm. Biggest thing you ever did done seen? Big Jilm.

Hopefully you never have to but it's still pretty sweet.

I remember you saying you're from Oklahoma. I live in Texas, but I can be at the Indian casino in about thirty-five minutes. I can be at the good Indian casino in 90 minutes.

A few hours. The electric delivery company around here runs a pretty tight ship. Oh yeah, have you ever seen a power transformer explode? It's awesome. I saw it a couple times. I could hear them going out all night during that ice storm. It makes this really cool "BRRRRRRMMMMM-*POW*" sound and then a bunch of blue and purple lightning.

Once a truck hit a power pole and a quarter of town was without power. That was pretty gnarly.

I'm sure people have had it much worse than I. Power outages are a regular occurrence here, though. Happens at least a couple of times every spring when the storms roll through. It's kind of comfy if it's not at two in the morning. Sitting with a lantern in the middle of the room, back door open listening to the rain and thunder. Having a web-enabled phone and data plan makes it a lot more tolerable, though. God forbid I should have to read a book or jack off without electricity. When it's in the middle of the night it really sucks because I use a fan to help me sleep and without the sound I'm wide awake.

I worked all weekend. I work most every weekend, though. Eight day work week wew lad.

That really activated my almonds.

Power went out on Christmas Eve and stayed out for three days when I was like seven. Terrible ice storm, we had sleet and freezing rain for about a day and it took down a bunch of trees and power lines. One of the scariest things was being huddled up against my mom for warmth, wearing my jacket and shoes because it was so cold, no idea what time it was in the middle of the night, and hearing the tree limbs snapping and crashing to the ground. One tree limb fell on our driveway and it was only because we had the foresight to move the car into the street that the car didn't get smashed. It's a small miracle that the house didn't get hit. Our street got power back sooner because of the old lady across the street who needed an oxygen machine. Some of those less fortunate went without for a week or more.

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED >poortugal

Who gets nuked first?

Kill creepy crawly first, ask questions later.

colonize a moon build a coffee shop write a sitcom about it and broadcast it to the rest of the galaxy

btw how much longer do you give humanity? fifty years? a hundred? Really I can't see us going more than a century on this current trajectory.

you can't really call whites "people" tbh fam.