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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. They'll be talking about it for at least a week. Just make sure you leave directly after. Don't let anyone stop you, they make take you to jail.
  2. thanks man
  3. KN can probably afford plenty of coke.
  4. tbh man I've never wanted to do cocaine, too scared I'll keel over and die after the first bump.
  5. You were the obvious one but I didn't think I should just go dropping your name like that.
  6. Who can afford coke?
  7. Go for that last show, take a guitar and smash it on the floor.
  8. I can hear the cries of "downvote trolling" already. Did we learn nothing from the nightmare that was NoDeBB?
  9. It's your new spider friend. Just wait. It will take up a corner and soon the web-encased carcasses of flies and mosquitoes will litter the area. It will then move to you when its bloodlust cannot be satisfied.
  10. Don't go there girlfriend
  11. Vengeance shall be mine, sayeth me.
  12. I don't think it would be an issue for me to shell out ten bucks or so. Looks like I won't have to though, seems like the early voting is in favor of this place remaining ASMB 2: Electric Boogaloo.
  13. So you're the owl that was perched on the telephone line in front of my house. Fuck I'm spooked now.
  14. Remember me, Eddie? When I KILLED your brother, I TALKED JUST... LIKE... THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!
  15. How far can you go on two drinks?
  16. I love reading threads in DF.
  17. Eat the dough.
  18. They should raise the post threshold incrementally every few months to keep the rifraff out.
  19. Take him. No one has to know.
  20. I really don't want anybody getting their grubby fingers near my head holes.
  21. That Sausage Party team is me. I couldn't find an 8th member. If one of my teams win then give the gift card to the runner up.
  22. That's what you get for posting on Tumblr you fascist shitlord.
  23. I'm a white guy and I don't like having my face touched. We need more diverse responses to see if this pattern holds.
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