Codename: Jackass
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MOM'S GONNA FREAK LOCK ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Reptilians are actually just real humans, except those humans have decided they deserve all power and control.
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Doubtful. People aren't fully asleep yet. Another ten, fifteen years and then they will reveal themselves because people will not resist.
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Ah yes, the Robin Williams method.
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You have learned correctly.
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Good. I hope it happens soon.
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Pills? Belt or rope? Something else?
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Of course. Best sex of your life (allegedly).
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Maybe Fatty Kim will drop that nuke after all and then nobody will have to worry about anything again. You know, because we'll all be dead.
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Wahlberg or Hopper?
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It will be with that attitude.
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you're welcome, medium blue boy.
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Mermen (and mermaids) (or merpeople if you prefer) will be discovered in the ocean.
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No sir, I'm not a big baby boy, I'm just a really big boy.
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It's pretty good. Marky Mark has a massive John Holmes schlong in that movie and Dennis Hopper is a super sleaze.
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You really see right through me.
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Yeah buddy Don't worry, I'll only use my big boy powers to fight the other meaner big boys.
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Plot twist: I was Heather Graham all along. That's why you never saw me, I was shitposting on here.
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I'm gonna be a really really big boy. I'm getting a normal coffee for a big man, a big boy.
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A really big boy.
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Clear
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Brown
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The Pianist is one of my favorite movies in spite of Roman Polanski.
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I hate that song!
