Codename: Jackass

Those Canadians also know how to party, you just gotta know the right people.

What did the corn dog ever do to you?!

I bet the Donnie would be a real trip if he got lit on a bowl of premium.

Tomatoes are one of God's gifts to Earth and should be treated as such. Have you ever bitten into a warm, fat, ripe hothouse tomato, one fresh out of the garden? There's nothing like it. Slice that badboy up and add a little bit of salt and you have all you need. Supermarket tomatoes pale in comparison.

I get it, ketchup is very overpowering sometimes. I don't really go for ketchup as my corn dog condiment, but I'm a tomato freak, I like ketchup more than a normal person should, and I put it on almost everything. When I was a kid, my cousins used to tease me and say "[empty] would even put ketchup on his cereal!" I have never put ketchup on my breakfast cereal, btw.

They're okay. They'll do in a pinch. Corn dogs are a lot like burgers; there are some really, really excellent ones, but they're also hard to fuck up.

Mods please sticky this thread.

Post which alcoholic beverage you're imbibing. Feel free to leave a quick blurb about your thoughts of the beverage. R8, h8, appreci8. nd Lagunitas Hop Stoopid

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid right now. I was avoiding this beer for a while because I found the original Lagunitas IPA very underwhelming but it's actually pretty good. Excellent hop/malt balance, the hops are very strong but manage not to overpower the malt and grain flavors. Hopes are nice and resinous. More of a piney/grassy aroma but it's also got a nice citrus twang to it. Sierra Nevada Torpedo and Ballast Point Grapefruit Sculpin are my favorite IPAs, but this will do nicely.

I will chow down on a freshly fried corn dog from the street stand with zero shame. Plenty of mustard. Maybe a dot of ketchup, but the corn batter is usually sweet enough.

Last I checked, your home state doesn't contain a Disney World, either. Sidenote: How 'bout them Sooners taking it to tOSU in their own house?

Actually, this board is pretty terrible, so it works. But I still vote for none.

I vote none of these, because they're terrible.

Neither of them have a Disney World. Sorry.

Not necessarily.

Thanks for breaking my title.

Your genes actually determine whether or not cilantro will taste like soap. It's not one of those "acquired taste" things. Well, "a" gene, at least.

I think I would probably pick BC as well. Sun and sea is nice and all, and the Riviera is beautiful, but I'm more of a mountains, snow and forest kind of guy.

Watch it with the volume all the way up.

Face/Off is unequivocally the greatest cinematic achievement of the 20th century.

I was also high as fuck when I first saw it, so that might have something to do with it.

SCREAM BLOODY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have to live in one of these places for the rest of your life. Once you make your choice, you can't take it back. You can live in: British Columbia or The Mediterranean coast of France WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?

The recipe called for baking powder but I used baking soda and cream of tartar!!! WAKE ME UP INSIDE