Codename: Jackass

Two of these

Another cool guy is back, hell yeah.

Artificial vanilla and a tiny bit of Bitrex, the most bitter substance on earth.

WE LOVE GORDON! I WANT TO PET GORDON!

I let the police man put the handcuffs on me without a struggle because I didn't want resisting arrest.

WE'RE BLESSED!!! and then I make chugga chugga sounds with my mouth imitating this really cool bass lick "DUUUUUUN-DUN-DUNDUN, DUUUUUUUUN-DUN-DUNDUN

Frozen Reese's Miniatures are a nice treat.

I am a big boy, after all.

I bet I could lock in a sleeper hold. Be right there.

Games like Skyrim bore me to tears.

Yeah, let's fire up the drama machine once again. I nominate 1-800-OMG-STFU for best username again. But seriously I'm mildly interested.

what kind of beer is that?

IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD THEY ARE FIGHTAAAAAAANG-AH

the people in your brain !!!

someone let the dogs out

PeoplePC

In all honesty, Cau is probably sleeping right now.

I'm about to take some D

shoutout reported banned say your prayers and eat your vitamins kid

GOTTA GO FAST

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

checked and kek'd