Codename: Jackass

GOTTA GO FAST

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

checked and kek'd

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

god damn right

damn right

you're damn right

Give me the one on the right.

hmmm...

Where's all the spicy drama and ass?

BUILT TO LAST DURALAST

Battery is dead then. Easy enough. Probably just needs a jump.

You'll have to take it to the car medic. Maybe the battery is dead?

I pick up and save coins.

I haven't watched Bleach in at least six years. That was a different time man

Time to stock up on potable water and ammunition.

Neurosis are one of my favorite bands but the sound quality of that video is garbage.

Hair of the [redacted] by the rock band [redacted]. Great song.

If we do not stop, correct and change some of these wrongdoings now, we are all going to suffer. Either things we have made will overtake us, or nature will take over.

Fifteen minutes of tribal drumming, if you're into that sort of thing. The guy who uploaded this decided to extend the looped sample at the end of the song by like ten freakin' minutes but the song is over at 15:53. Not sure why I'm even saying anything about it, I doubt anyone will care.

yeah but did you listen to Post Self?