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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Codename: Jackass
    Sometimes I just forget who the OP is and post and then I remember, but it's too late. I can't undo it.
  2. Codename: Jackass
    I said speak up.
  3. Codename: Jackass
    Quit that mumbling.
  4. Codename: Jackass
    Speak up, I can't hear you.
  5. Codename: Jackass
    I worked in a call center fielding people with credit card problems, tax problems, and broken down cars for two years. It ain't that bad.
  6. Codename: Jackass
    #obsessed
  7. Codename: Jackass
    I killed a fifth of vodka the other night and I'm still asking myself why.
  8. Codename: Jackass
    I'm praying for you.
  9. Codename: Jackass
    You know why we don't fall off the earth? The gravity goblins hold our legs and pull, keeping us firmly planted on the ground.
  10. Codename: Jackass
    It's only 40 degrees out rn ama
  11. Codename: Jackass
    Meaning I'll provide you with extra money for the service of making my drink.
  12. Codename: Jackass
    Please mix me a tequila sunrise when you get certified. I'll be sure to tip, if you know what I mean.
  13. Codename: Jackass
    Vengeance. I am vengeance.
  14. Codename: Jackass
    Probably get killed in the inevitable purge because I have little value.
  15. Codename: Jackass
    You drive a hard bargain.
  16. Codename: Jackass
    It's cool though not really dark but I'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IN FULL HD FUUUUCK
  17. Codename: Jackass
    I enjoy them but I don't have the capital to invest in newer stuff, so I mostly just play Fight Night and GTA V on a hand-me-down PS3. These are dark times in which I live.
  18. Codename: Jackass
    WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE?
  19. Codename: Jackass
    How very inappropriate, thank you.
  20. Codename: Jackass
    I was being a turd and making fun of ghostrek but I legit had never heard of this game until a couple days ago. I also barely play video games so that might have something to do with it.
  21. Codename: Jackass
    THE OLD WINDBAG BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS
  22. Codename: Jackass
    it called slime ranchers wow!
  23. Codename: Jackass
    AND IN MY BASEMEEEEEEEEENT I FOUND RAINING PIIIIIIIIIISS AND IN MY KITCHEN I FOUND MY FRIEND DECEEEEEASED
  24. Codename: Jackass
    I LEAVE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS I LEEEEAVE MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME I LEAVE IT IN THE CARE OF A FRIEND DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE'S A NICE GUY, I LIKE HIM JUST FIIIIIIINE... but he's a mouth breather
  25. Codename: Jackass
    This mister strides into some shitty township LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOSES THE TOWNSFOLK LIKE THE RED SEA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOSES THE PEOPLE LIKE THE RED SEA
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