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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. I'm not cut out for subsistence living, I can readily admit it.
  2. Then don't
  3. Your empty threats mean nothing!
  4. I'm red hot Why?
  5. You're too good to me.
  6. I also like spiced rum and cream soda.
  7. I am a beer drinker. Arrogant Bastard Ale is my favorite. I also like mixed drinks but I'm a basic bitch. I like to mix expensive vodka with ginger ale and cranberry juice. I don't give a fuck.
  8. Intimidation level: 6
  9. don't point that gun at me
  10. How about fifty dollars and TWO Milky Way Lites?
  11. A pair of underwear fresh out of the dryer.
  12. I thought you were a wolf What You're confusing me 10/10 lizard slut boy
  13. Yeah! I woke up from a sound sleep! What the FFFFFFFFFFFRIG!
  14. I don't need candles when I have flashlights! An edge of your seat thriller. 45 degrees boi
  15. Whiskey and gin. I can drink vodka, rum, tequila all day but I've never had a good experience with whiskey.
  16. It was off for half an hour I almost died.
  17. It's back. ? Zzzzz
  18. The meaning of life is to EET FUK.
  19. Thank you, I am a man of poor taste.
  20. This is nice. You think we'll ever destroy Gotham and end the Batman?
  21. What's got you down? Down on the town With a frown A sad clown
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