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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. Play Fight Night and watch Cops like every night.
  2. "I move away from the mic to breathe in"
  3. Sit around the house
  4. GO AWAY ANAKIN
  5. I'm not cut out for subsistence living, I can readily admit it.
  6. Then don't
  7. Your empty threats mean nothing!
  8. I'm red hot Why?
  9. You're too good to me.
  10. I also like spiced rum and cream soda.
  11. I am a beer drinker. Arrogant Bastard Ale is my favorite. I also like mixed drinks but I'm a basic bitch. I like to mix expensive vodka with ginger ale and cranberry juice. I don't give a fuck.
  12. Intimidation level: 6
  13. don't point that gun at me
  14. How about fifty dollars and TWO Milky Way Lites?
  15. A pair of underwear fresh out of the dryer.
  16. I thought you were a wolf What You're confusing me 10/10 lizard slut boy
  17. Yeah! I woke up from a sound sleep! What the FFFFFFFFFFFRIG!
  18. I don't need candles when I have flashlights! An edge of your seat thriller. 45 degrees boi
  19. Whiskey and gin. I can drink vodka, rum, tequila all day but I've never had a good experience with whiskey.
  20. It was off for half an hour I almost died.
  21. It's back. ? Zzzzz
  22. The meaning of life is to EET FUK.
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