Codename: Jackass

excuse me did I say 10:1 because I meant 50:1 lol noob get rekt

ur not legit until u get a 10:1 KD in cowadoody future wars

I'm a big blue marker

callous disregard for insect life is a valued trait among a certain element here.

god dayum boi (spelled with an i) u been rekting noobs in Quake 3 Arena?!

I'm a pipe.

the fuzzy ones sting!

what games are u playin gamer girl?

I'm more upset because r/The_Donald is pure, unadulterated cancer.

get that fucking thing out of here dude

25/hotboy/some kind of purgatory

Sketti's nice but I'm a cigar.

Great, leddit takes another promising maymay and tramples it into the ground. Guess I'd better find something new to latch onto.

I'm a big fat sausage.

It might be Real Milkboy Hours in the Land Down Under but in Burgerstan it's REAL SOYBOY HOURS.

I'll give you a thousand cents.

My bathroom floor is bare concrete. Some dumby thought it was a good idea to carpet the bathroom and when a pipe burst that carpet was ruined. Also years of shower leaks and toilet overflows hastened its demise. It was ripped out and left as-is.

I SEE YOU OPERATE ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Let me know if u the kind of boi (spelled with an i) who's up during Real Soyboy Hours.

I'm a penis.

Done

I LOVE GORDON I WANT TO PET GORDON