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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. Time to get shitfaced.
  2. MAYBE THE ALTERNATOR IS GOING AND THAT'S WHY THE OLD BATTERY NEEDED TO BE REPLACED.
  3. He doesn't like paying to heat his home.
  4. Some shoes and a fake salt lamp. Oh and my traditional chocolate orange.
  5. u r gay oooh got 'em
  6. tfw you thought you were bae but you're really just fam
  7. Eh-heh-heh-heh?! *blood explodes from my awkward male protagonist nose as the embarrassed naked girls scream and reach for towels*
  8. Those darn laundry looters got it.
  9. UWAA! *awkward male protagonist falls face first into my massive anime boobs barely contained by my school uniform*
  10. I keep waking up to turn off my lava lamp but I never remember doing it. #freaky
  11. I GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT THEM THANGS, THEM THANGS DON'T EVEN ASK ME
  12. Are you a member of the Temple of Chaos?
  13. yeah probably tbqh fampai
  14. When I was a teen I used to hang in chatrooms. This one time I gave my ASL as 13/F/NYC and immediately received three separate private chats. I told them all I was reporting them to the cops and they left the chatroom.
  15. excuse me did I say 10:1 because I meant 50:1 lol noob get rekt
  16. ur not legit until u get a 10:1 KD in cowadoody future wars
  17. I'm a big blue marker
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