Codename: Jackass

I'm a victim of circumstance.

Pretend this never happened.

Really though I do relish the winter because once July hits and it's 40C outside with 60% humidity I start wishing for the freezing point again.

Injuries sustained during NYE: My boss told me to scrub the bathroom walls with bleach at my job. So I used a bunch of this bleach spray we use for the bathrooms and sanitizing the kitchen. I got some of it IN MY EYE RIP empty he died as he lived

No, I do not curse people for things beyond my control.

I'LL SHOW YOU A SHEEP

Most of my fears are predicated on a status quo that continues into the future. I think, if we do one day transcend the fetterings of our modern existence and everyone works for the common good of everyone else, technology will probably be used more responsibly. But I think we have to have a tipping point in the wrong direction first. An "apocalypse" of sorts. It has to get worse before it gets better.

I'M CERTAIN THAT IT IS VERY WARM IN UPSIDE DOWN LAND

THEY DO NOT IT IS UNCIRCUMCISED

DUDE WEED LMAO

I TIED A SOCK AROUND MY WIENER JUST IN CASE SOMEONE DROVE BY

Christmas 2016 had a high temperature of 78 degrees. It was kinda nice but also a reminder that our planet is dying.

I'm unstuck in time. I experience everything that has happened and will happen simultaneously.

I've seen a few opinions online and in the real world that embrace the ever accelerating pace of technological advancement. I'm sure that's not really the norm yet, but the younger generations will probably increasingly see it as a good thing until things really go tits-up. I just imagine more of a Borg scenario than "FUCK YEAH I'VE GOT BOOSTER ROCKETS THAT POP OUT OF MY BACK" scenario. But I do want some fuckin' booster rockets. I was promised flying cars and I'm still waiting.

I'll strip naked and run outside to remind myself that it's better in here than it is out there.

You're West TX, I'm East TX. Normal hi/lo is like low 50s/upper 30s for early January. I figure it might get a little colder at night out there.

I live in Texas, sir. It only gets this cold once every five years or so.

I live in Texas, sir. It gets this cold once every five years or so.

It's 15 out right now. Probably colder where you are but still, I ain't used to this shit.

I need some gloves.

I only have two. TWO.

Take mad bong rips?

There was more wonder and amazement in a single day during the Summer of George than a decade of JeNewBee Years. Search your heart. You know it's true.

I NEED TO FIX THIS DRAFT IN MY WINDOW BUT DON'T HAVE THE TOOLS!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK