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Codename: Jackass

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    This is an issue.
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    "Stu...? What are you doing?" Making chocolate pudding. "It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" Because I've lost control of my life.
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    I have everybody on this message board ignored, and I just click the show post button to see what they said. I do this for every single post. It's a compulsion, I'm sick. I have to do it or I'll die.
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    How I get irrationally upset over trivialities.
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    WHAT IN TARNATION
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    When I prostitute I only take the cleanest johns, and I mean the cleanest, very good gourmet burgers they had, only the best.
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    FUCKING ROASTED
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    I voted Stein because she was Bernie on steroids. I bet you wish you could stomp my head in with a steel toed boot for being a race traitor.
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    btw pal I live in rural Texas and Trump received 83% of my county's vote. Voting against party lines in this place is like spitting into the ocean, my vote didn't matter.
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    >implying I wanted either candidate to win Trump cuck OAD (owned and destroyed) once again.
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    This joke really only works if you know about his McDonald's habit.
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    Why the FUCK would you ever do something so ridiculous?!
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    "OOOH A LA DA LAAA GRU!!!" (I'M A PICKLE, GRU!)
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    THEEEE EEEEND, CYYYCLE, PEEEL TO THE COOOORE
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    *cheap +1 reply* "lol nice"
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    I just whack off in bed.
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    I tend to stand there contemplating existence until the hot water starts to run out.
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