Codename: Jackass

Nah man

btw I'm having barbeque Don't ask what kind of meat it is

BYOB Keep all pot or other goodies on the down-low.

It's a lot easier and I do enjoy a good bonfire.

nastyboy42 said: don't give up don't ever give up

I think I'll just burn my house down.

I don't want that beady-eyed overgrown rat anywhere near me.

What do

I went to the part store and put a new bulb in for my tag light The old bulb shattered in my fingers was totally burnt up, it lit but was full of soot, and it broke in my fingers as I pulled it out. Bought gas Picked up some pizza and chatted with the cute girl who works there (I'm butthurt that she's got a boyfriend because she's totally my type but I'm not about to approach someone who's not single) Went to the store and bought some vitamins and tea and beer Got my ass handed to me in Fight Night Watched a replay of the NASCAR race Drove dad to work And now I'm drinking

I've been completely sober for like a week. Oh well, down the hatch.

In first grade when they were teaching us how to spell, I always had to remind myself it was spelled as "FRI-END". It was "fry-end" in my head for a year.

I'm not your personal court jester.

Life is shit

That satanic coven they have at *isney *orld? Club 33 or something.

Let's go visit the magic kingdom. And not the Disneylluminati one either.

This is getting out of hand

Let's get fucked up

Beautiful spring day outside, isn't it?

I'm gonna take my mom out for a nice dinner because she gave me gas money last week. Is that gay?

I L L U M I N A T I L L L L U U M M I I N N A A T T I T A N I M U L L I

Alts are specifically against regulation, if you read the Unevenedge Constitution you'll see that. Mods please IP ban this delinquent.

Okay, so, there's this other online community I'm a member of and most of the members came from the message boards of another popular TV network. That community has existed in one form or another for at least six years after that TV network shut down their website's message boards. We haven't been sued yet and probably never will. Why would Turner bother to sue us for having a message board unaffiliated with their website? They probably don't even know we exist, and if they do, they don't care or they would have slapped us with a cease and desist already.