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Yes. You are. Very much so. So no, get off your lazy ass, Failure to Launch.

Nah.....you probably worked what they said, because you're a lazy ho.

Glasses are amazing. You don't have to worry about them drying out or any of that crap.

Yeah. You have a shit password. Actually, it’s probably because you doxxed yourself multiple times already.

What is “more shit a cumdumpster side piece would say?” I’ll take “More Hoebag Fuckery” for $400, Alex.

Just the kind of things a cumdumpter would say.

.....Aaaaaand again, you bring her into this without prompting. I'm beginning to think you're just jealous that she has someone that can provide for her and you don't.

Get used to that. You're going to be here for the rest of your life.

I remember you both. Good job.

Yes. To both. I’ve worn them as long as you’ve interacted with me. Halo days? Glasses. AIM/YIM/TinyChat days? Contacts. Now? Mostly glasses, sometimes contacts.

Yeah. Waiting for your mama’s social security check is a bitch, isn’t it?

No. Maths was not why I was summoned.

Yeah.....shouldn't have been trying to diddle kids constantly. Also, it was only a matter of time before they canned your ass.

It shouldn't matter if they have the dog or not. You don't have to open your door for anything. Period. Unless they have a warrant, they cannot open their door. Even if the dog sniffs something outside your apartment, you don't have to let them enter. Period. You have broken no laws or anything by smoking in your home.

Got a life and all that BS.

Of course he is in your world.

Yeah.....my spirit animal is gone......fuck this shit.

I’m indifferent on it.

HA!

Pfffft. As a parent, you’re a failure.

Several of them.

You’re next.

As a cyber security worker: This is the best approach. As a human who likes to fuck with people: Fucking prude.