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I believe my mom over you. She may be a whore and shitty person, but she's good at her job. So.....just shut the fuck up.

No.

Well......she looks better now than then....

If it was the US, I wouldn't be surprised if it was......I know one who could win it right now. She scarfs down Man hot dogs like they are Nathan's contest dogs, so yep. I'm not surprised. Those fuckers have to eat like every 2 hours and shit, otherwise their bodies eat themselves.

You're the ONLY one, Chlamydia McHerpesVag.

Go for it, I really don't care. Remember: Chaotic Neutral.

K

Lenders have the same view of ris--......you know what.....it's just easier to say "Shut the fuck up, Packard. You're a fucking idiot" and move on.

The BANK is, jackass. They get the full report. You know what a "lender" is....right? You do know what they look for before they LEND, right?

I should clarify.....she worked with a BANK in real estate. A lender. So yeah......it does.

Yeah. Don't believe a single word you just said. Don't care, either.

Shut the fuck up, Fuggs.

You wanna know why no one in either the REAL world OR the virtual one likes you? It's because of this shit right here. Also, because you're a disgusting, moronic, diseased-riddled failure of a human being. Mostly, because of this stupid bullshit right here, but also THAT, too.

Take your time. Don't rush your stuff. We've got a lot of time here. Also.....just take your time. Your neighbors are kinda....sketchy.

Don't bother. She doesn't understand shit about being an adult. She's used to being a side piece for man-babies and her mom raises her and her child. Just ignore whatever she is about to say to you. No "grain of salt" taking.....just straight ignore it, man. Giving you your fair warning now.

"That's not how ANY of that works. Period." Source: My mom, who has been in real estate and sold houses for over 30 years. Now in corporate real estate.

Yeah......you don't have any friends. That's why you spend all your time here on this shit.

Yes. The Nathan's hot dog eating contest is held July 4th weekend or ON July 4th every year. Kobayashi tends to win it. Yep.....a 95 pound Japanese man out eats 1-40 Americans every year in this shit.

.......I thought the Nathan's hot dog festival wasn't until July?

Like I said. It's stupid. Too fucking many hoops. Try buying that house. A LOT fewer hoops.

I know that feeling. Real estate for houses is stupid. Houses for rent are hard to come by in this market. Even if you have perfect records and everything.

Don't do this. Worst. Advice. Ever.

Yeah. Because people are stupid. Remember the conditions I set before? That’s what I meant.