cyberbully

Granted, but your girlfriend's super power is she attracts eye lasers no matter what. I want the power to break electronics from thousands of miles away.

That teaching degree is looking pretty good.

Well that was a waste of time.

STFU forever

Become a hit man....I know a guy that has contracts ready to go

I mean it doesn't actually cost $25....The whole thing with the rice is like $8....Just when I take cash out I take a few bucks extra just in case..... Sadly I got okiedoked....Suddenly the kids want to come home....I mean I'm still getting my burrito but I think they just wanted me to bring them some cash and they knew if they were at home I would probably be like nope.

I got about $25....I wouldn't have that but I took $50 out so the kids could have some money until tomorrow.....The other $25 is for a big ass lunch truck burrito and the spicy cilantro rice....They only take cash EDIT: SPICY cilantro rice...Jesus Christ, what a typo.

I didn't watch it because i wasnt fucking with my volume to hear her whisper since she can't make noise in mommy's house so late

Um..... Know what.....nothing

Don't summon me in retarded threads....If I make an appearance, it'll be on my own.

Can anyone tell me why she shot a video with the rear camera in the mirror like it's 2001....I mean we all have front facing cameras now, right. I guess I shouldn't complain because the poor quality and the fact the phone was in front of her moonpie the entire time is what made it slightly tolerable.

Got any more yawn you wanna toss my way before I commence to ignoring you like the rest of these broads.

I was gonna tag you in the OP but was like "Nah, I'll leave him alone"

Granted but you can only use the powers when your eyes are closed. I want the power to enter animes

*turns phone off*

I've always found him boring....But his existence spawned at least 1 redeemable thing.

no

I've never broken anything and I'm sure this is mostly muscular....I just kept forgetting about it and every time I moved around I would put weight on it without thinking.....But now I'm baked and I'll forget about it again soon.

I don't know what kind of ankle injuries you've had because this is pretty high, and I like pain....Honestly I'm being a baby about it and no one to complain to without breaking my February pact.

Didn't start to bother me until an hour or so ago....It was just mildly uncomfortable at first but now it's full blown pain.

Run me a bath.....I twisted my ankle earlier and it's becoming evident it's not going to stop hurting any time soon.

A what? Is she having a stroke?

Tony Montana

LOL, that thirst for validation that never manifests....It's too funny not to be kinda sad.