PhilosipherStoned

I read your measly post as well, and I'll pass.

Is there a pastafarian singles site lol?

So people accuse me of not properly reading posts, but I'm sure I remember saying peacefulness was the upside in the op. I'll pass on the drama.

Nah a feeling of loneliness isn't really something I experience I just chose the word for a more powerful effect. What you do with sponges asshole snaps is your business though keep it that way.

I don't need to be a farmer?

I've just been thinking about my spaghetti dinner way too long before cooking it, and I think it spawned all this..

These fools have plenty of memes that's all I know..

The upside is peacefulness right. Glass half full.. Sure is peaceful. I like that gif, but I'm not sad really..

Well at this point I can see it being E = MC2, but the distopian 2+2=5 seems like I might've seen that in a season or something.. Like I said I tune out openings a lot and fast forward through them altogether if I'm binging usually.

I'd write you in for sure.

I trust you will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime I think I need some more beer.

Seems like too much trouble and effort to put into that.. but good luck.

Most people seem to think all his presidential election pursuits are just to split the minority vote in Trump's favor, but as Naraku pointed out the deadline to get on the ballot for a lot of states has already passed, and the states where it hasn't have deadlines that are way too close for anybody to effectively campaign so.. whatever. Write your boy in though he has to do better than Trump right? smh.

I don't really read too much into opening sequences a lot, and I definitely don't have the ric and morty opening commited to memory.

From what I've seen there's nothing "edgy" about it.. It's retained all the original goofy satire of it's origin while getting recognized as an official religion in a few countries which kind of makes the "New Atheism" tag false.

Honestly I don't think any countries recognized it as a religion until way later than Myspace's collapse, but the virality of Henderson's letter could've started there..

Hmmm Maybe work on some gospel for this even if it's satirical. Kind of like the FSM "Thy noodle come thy sauce be yum" prayer I posted.. You laid out enough framework I think, and as I've said the concept of worshipping time as a god I can get with, but what about holidays, written gospel, prayers etc? It just seems to lack spirit, and the religion as a whole could use a bit of spice and appeal.

Also is Flavor Flav a good example of what someone expressing their spirituality in your religion would look like because that's the picture I'm getting. Don't get me wrong I'm not wearing a colander on my head that shit looks stupid. Full pirate regalia on the otherhand might happen..

When do I get to the cool part with time dragons, Bill and Ted? Hell I'll even take an old world police call booth that's bigger on the inside. Also I've never played Elder Scrolls. I don't feel like this time dragon really gets me..

Quob can make your dream a reality with just a touch of a noodily appendage. However you must give consent. Quob does not create without consent.

@SwimModSponges Is your religion still somewhre in the share space? I glanced over it, but it was a pretty tedious read that could use a few beer volcanoes, and stripper factories.. and beer. Oh I said beer already disregard.

Plus I fucking love spaghetti and pasta in general so having an omnipotent god made out of spaghetti just really turns me on. 😵