PhilosipherStoned

Australians please remember to avoid areas with a high chinese population. https://www.sbs.com.au/news/fake-coronavirus-alert-warns-queenslanders-to-avoid-areas-with-high-chinese-populations

Fake News. https://www.cnet.com/how-to/false-information-about-coronavirus-here-are-the-top-rumors-spreading-about-it/ https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/china-state-media-false-coronavirus-hospital-image

Is that too much to ask come on? Honestly I don't know if that would be fun for me. In reality I probably wouldn't fare as well as I think. What you guys think? Do we need a zombie apocalypse? https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/its-catching/202001/the-chinese-coronavirus-is-not-the-zombie-apocalypse

I think I've seen this before.. Ya It's old as hell, but still funny. "Man fuck you and yo bone spurs!"

I Parked too close to a gas pump for an aging safety officer I guess..MY off road tires that stick out an extra 2 to three inches brushed the parking pole.. After I got my...admittedly trashy beer and cigs and got ready to leave he was there..More than ready to tell me what I already knew... It being a busy store I paralelled the pumps dodging little dune buggie ass cars turning in off the main road.. My Passenger side wheels were center with a bumper pole designed to let big trucks know they are too close...My truck wasn't in danger of hitting the pumps but my wheels made contact with that little bumper pole gently..This guy showed up after I got out of the store.. More than ready to let me know he doesn't like his bumper poles bumped by off road truck tires... I can't describe how much more sincere he was about me infringing on public space, but man MY truck is a fat bitch my bad. Also It'd take more than a pissed fire marshall just pulling up to get gas or something to throw me out of the norm... That was stupid though.. As a fire marshall it seemed liked he was just warning me of what I already knew.. I HAD TO BACK UP TO MAKE SURE MY OFF ROAD TIRES WOULD CLEAR THE BUMPER POLE. I took his approach as "Well ther's not enough common sense these days if I don't intervene that might be a flipped truck. I honestly gained respect for him.. Especially after I told him.. "Ya I already got out and did a walk around.. My tire bumped a parking pole OMG.. I'll back up and get on the main road no problem though grandpa shit... "

I mean.. This video could've been done better in terms of syncing I think a gym or something did this vid. I'm just exploring my roots with some Pantera.. Those punching bag sit ups though lol.

Pssh.. I got mine popped out finally. Thanks for reminding I better go dentist myself right now.. I havent been enough probably. Although the best info I could pull said not to even use tooth paste for a while.. I have never bled so much from the mouth.. Even in a fight. That was crazy as shit. Things seemed to be going well though.. Healing, and what not. I respect good dentists so much.. Shit. I can't imagine doing that for a living..

Nah. Those were great excuses by the way.. Also I'm pretty sure even though that was my original screen name Philosipher_Stoned came about just a few years later like maybe 2006? I don't miss that SN this was the one with the magic touch.

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When I first signed up for ASMB I didn't know it had the diversity of general noise or anything like that.. I was also like 15 years old or something, maybe younger...On top of that I was a poor white fuck didn't get my own computer/ cellphone until I joined the army years later. As a skateboarder that trumped a lot of peers... I gained access to the internet at a lot of places even as a dumb ass youngster I guess.. Looking back I could've held myself a bit better...It's just yick. I wouldn't be a teenager again to save my life. Understand?

Sesshomaru... plus some numbers was my first account on ASMB, and I left it in the crypt after attempting to remember the password years later.

You found you lol when was that anyway.. Nostolgia seems like wasted time to me always, but I don't remember that one. I think my first account was way later... don't even want to Dox that one because it's a bit of a RIF name..

Can you pull me up I'm lazy. Wasn't that kind of your job anyway idk.. *standing by for the worst pull up he can find*

Same. I havent had coffe in like going on a month prolly.. I can't drink it black though I have to cream and sugar the fuck out of it so... I just tend to say meh. antioxidants aside I have no need for it. If you are a coffee fanatic I don't really harbor any ill will to ya though I guess. Just don't act like you arent addicted to a substance if that is you..

I needed an encore!

It is best girl.

I HAVE A LONG PEN!

Riiiiight. You mad bro? I mean I worked in the prison system for a few years. What am I saying everything you said here was perfectly rational.

Yeah I've been going back and forth. I'm going to request smoking cessation stuff as a last resort. Still not quite at that point though.

You sound like you think you're going to be able to convince a P.O. you know more about how the system works than them. Even if that was true it's about the dumbest idea I've heard today.. Probation does suck I agree, but if you don't like it just do your time. Your PO isn't going to care what you think about the system or their job. If anything you'll just piss them off, and make them far less likely to cut you some slack on the..off chance you'll need it.

When I want one I guess. Right now it's..

Congrats. I need to.