PhilosipherStoned

I don't think I can ever bring myself to do that. Great job.

What the hell was Oprah's dream anyway besides becoming a millionare by spouting useless feel good bullshit that's sometimes honestly pure misinformation? Sorry I think I might be unjustifiably biased against Oprah. I don't know why I don't like her, but something tells me if I dug deep enough I'd find a lot of skeletons in that ladies closet..

I've been having a lot of dreams where I end up bitten by a small poisonous snake, and it immediately deteriorates my finger a bit. I had one that was kind of like a flashback, but more of a 'what if that went wrong' flashback to when I was distracting a king cobra for it's handler during a show because it got a bit pissed about it's travel accommodations... I think the king flew out of the bag, and completely pinned me against the back wall before striking in the dream..

SCPs are created via a wiki and most of the people in the community go in knowing, and even wishing other members will take their SCP's andhelp work them into the lore with the creation of their own SCPs/stories. I wouldn't be surprise if some people hold copyrights on theirs though I guess..

What in the fuck?

I just googled "expensive fleshlight". I found a site selling a wide variety I guess.. and posted the first pic I saw. I don't know anything about fleshlights in general. That one does look epic. Did they really have to put a model beside it though?

I'm still wating for the freaking Containment Breach: Run movie, and it could probably use some more support. https://scpcb.gamepedia.com/Containment_Breach:_Run

Man I wish I could get rid of mine..

K/

How dare you assume my material consistency//

What does an expensive one look like. **index search/**

Have some more tornadoes molarbear. They are beautiful. Tex here.

Noodle bar~

What makes you ask?

Not really.

I mean the area where I have seen some storms on record that can legitimately be called blizzards though.. They just happen like a freakin cryptid. Hence my Mothman allusion...

I've had way worse before... but I guess I'm kind of like Odin. I got a free flu-shot last year curtesy of the U.S. I guess, but I've never paid for one.

Did you get an influenza vaccination?😘

I'd take that deal..

Well it's lips.. I meant to use a Socrates bust for this, but whatever. I saw that edit and thought it'd make a good avatar.

It's actually red.

You can say it. It's bad.