GunStarHero

Haven't lived in Alabama since 2012. Was born and raised there, though. I'm in Vegas nowadays.

Dang, ya got me. The only three foods in the South are biscuits n gravy, gumbo, and the fear-inducing GRITS.

Never said we were the best at anything. In fact, there's a common phrase in Alabama that goes "Thank God for Mississippi. If it wasn't for them we'd be last in everything." Just saying we're not as stupid as people make us out to be. Especially snobby northerners.

You're right. What would a chef know.

You can have a the best education in the world and still be a dumbfuck.

Some of it is greasy, yes, but it's not all like that. You need to eat some homemade soul food or Cajun food.

Sit this one out, Barracuda Team.

Oh, shoot, I understand. All us Southerners are right fine mooks, I tell ya hwat. Y'all Northerners sholl is mighty impressive what with ya 10 dollar words and technology. Now, iffin you'll excuse me, I'm late for a date with my cousin. We's gon play a banjo-washboard duet later.

I'm telling mom!

My legs used to be massive, both from playing soccer and working in a warehouse for years. They're still big but the muscles have atrophied a lot so it's just the shape, now. I don't think my legs have buckled since I was a little kid and first started playing soccer.

I see it every day at work. I'm convinced that old people are a destructive force of nature.

As am I. Shit ran like a clogged toilet.

This could easily have been real. Wal-Mart employees don't give a shit and those signs are meant to be swapped out easily for seasonal sales. It would have been incredibly easy for both an employee or a customer to slap it up there long enough for a picture.

Chris Evans. Had a crush on him ever since that whipped cream scene in Not another Teen Movie.

What? No. I'm gonna die soon and just help those around me as much as possible until Im dead.

That's a jal-apple-no, ya mook!

How tall are you? I'm supposed to be around 170lbs but I'm a little heavier atm.

I couldnt even get people to suggest or pitch new smileys. Just kinda feel like a hall monitor at this point.

We could get lit and jump off stuff.

Trying to get myself an Akita puppy by the end of the year >> Maybe sooner.

TIME TO BUY ALL THE TYCOON GAMES! (I was playing Game Dev Tycoon not too long ago )

I never existed at all!

1. Halo 2 (if only for multiplayer alone) 2. Red Faction Guerrilla 3. Burnout 3 Takedown 4. Super Smash Bros. Melee 5. World of Warcraft: The Wrath of the Lich King

I was paying about $25-30 at my apartment until the summer hit. With all these 110+ degree days, I was happy to run the AC and pay $90 instead. Curious to see how much the power will cost at the new house, though.

Did you read that I sent you? >.>