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GunStarHero

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  1. I'm in the same boat. Just really starting to despise the genre. Let's go back to stuff like Mystery Men.
  2. My girlfriend wanted to "hate watch" Suicide Squad for Christmas. What a terrible thing that was.
  3. So I always take super hot showers but since I started showering with my girlfriend I realized my temperature setting wasn't shit. She is the spawn of Satan and actively cranks the heat to the max every time we shower. I just wind up cowering behind her until it's time to rinse off so I can sneak in a faucet turn.
  4. You're welcome!
  5. Thanks, you two! I didnt know anyone else replied. That's a model I found, not Brody Dalle.
  6. I went to the mall and ran errands a while ago and had on my 4 inch heel boots. Was on my feet for a good 8 hours. At first it 2as torture then my feet passed away. RIP. Didn't feel a thing after an hour or so.
  7. You a 10, baby girl, but cha asinine.
  8. I'm not the biggest Star Wars fans but my girlfriend is so we'll try and go this weekend, make a little date out of it.
  9. Same. In October of 2016 I had an allergic reaction at work. Paramedics are on standby for casinos so they were there fast. I was unable to speak and they carted me into an ambulance and I kept trying to tell them "No go no go" but they said "we have to get you to the hospital" and drove me to the worst one in Vegas. Dudes were chuckling about my allergy and said it wasn't real (black pepper). One looked it up and was like "oh shit its a thing." I get dropped in a room at the hospital with dozens more people and just left there. Manage to fish my Benadryl out of my jacket and take some. 8 hours of nothing later a doctor tells me they saved my life and "if you had been anywhere else in the world you'd have died but Vegas is awesome." He gives me a prescription. For fuckin Benadryl. Over the counter stuff not even an Epi. Receptionist gives me a bill for $5,000. Ambulance sends me a bill for $1,500. My insurance covered the hospital visit thank God. But the ambulance was out of pocket. It's a fucking sleazy racket.
  10. I do too but I am going to have to cover a good chunk, if not all, of the expenses. My job isnt quite good enough to get that done in a timely manner so I will have to pick up a second job despite that being bad for my heart. Trying to trade one year of my life being miserable and working like a dog so I can live the rest of my life.
  11. Open heart surgery. I don't know if there's a specific name for the one I need but basically my heart is fucked by default and I need it unfucked.
  12. Cox. Giant, floppy Cox.
  13. Autonomous car because I cannot drive for medical reasons. Sylvanas and Master Chief cosplay armor. Or just a nice amount of money that I can use for my surgery.
  14. Be safe! My girlfriend is driving across the country today, too. (And the next two days.):
  15. Tell him to go 10 days without music.
  16. There is a darkness inside me... It wants to get out... It wants to walk around... It wants some walkin' around money and it wants to buy some shoes! And it wants to walk up to people and say, "Hey! Gator don't play no shit! You feel me!? Gator never been about that! Never ever been about playin' no shit!"
  17. Got mine last month with Zelda. Admittedly, I play it less than my Xbox One, but more than my PS4. I just need more games.
  18. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
  19. I'd get Jiggy With It. Build Castles in the Sky. Plot to take over the world and be thrown in jail where I will recruit the inmates to do a dance number with us and stage an escape. Take the world hostage. Try to blow up the moon. General nefarious schemes.
  20. So what you're saying is... You can't take a shit with no handlebars? No handlebars? Noooo handlebars?
  21. Don't wake Drake.
  22. Was Hubbb even around back then?
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