GunStarHero

My claim to shame is that I had an account on day one. Over half my life spent being on or associated with the ASMB.

So what do you got goin on tonight?

Sylvanas is my all time. As I've said before I'm going to attempt to cosplay as her this year. Android 18 and Aisha Clan Clan were close seconds.

White Knight your Fleshlight.

Didn't get my first phone til I was 20. Was a flip phone and a TracPhone. Hated texting so I didn't do it for a few years. Even now I don't like it cause of the huge margin of error it has for typing simple things out.

I use either both of my thumbs in tandem or exclusively my right pinky finger.

My father is quite the piece of shit. If memory serves, he returned the WebTV the following day.

Porn comments are some of the most insane shit I have ever read in my life. The smug sense of ownership some of these people feel over the performers is asinine. And there's just nothing you can do for these lunatics. Small boobs? She needs implants! Got implants? Wow nice bolt ons whore! Oh we love natural girls! Oh we hate natural girls! I'm paying you to perform so you better disfigure your body solely for my pleasure! Better hunt this woman down and stab her so she knows I love her! Fuckin' ludicrous.

My dad had Sony WebTV when it first launched. He immediately went into the chatroom and saw someone named mscutiepie and he started spamming the room trying to get their attention despite other people talking to them. After awhile he got a hello from them and he was not satisfied and got jealous of other people for getting "better replies." He then spent the afternoon hunting down female names in chat and trying to woo them. Fucking tool.

You certainly tried.

The only luxury I ever want is to know I'll be ok financially. Like I got my bills and necessities covered and a roof over my head. Up until recently I didn't have that for certain and it ate away at me.

Medicine is very important for you and I. In fact I don't think I'd like to stick around without said medications. How dare you tell these people I would defend people! I have an image to uphold!

Please tell me you don't eat well done steak with ketchup on it like he does.

Sometimes it's just too hard to quit crappy food. Completely understand. My condolences.

Oh, honey.

He's afraid of me coming back to take vengeance for all he did to me. On the contrary, I just wanted my old stuff.

On hand? Gouda Havarti Sharp Cheddar Parmesan Mozzarella Colby Jack Provolone Swiss Orange-rind Muenster

Valentine's Day has long since been Discount Candies Eve for me.

Seeing as I sell food, I just cook better than them. Sometimes it's as easy as cooking at all. So many times do I find myself running my happy was down to a restaurant because I'm too lazy to cook myself.

Realistically, I'd try and secure supplies and my medication from a pharmacy. If that succeeded, I'd go hold it down at a Toys R Us if I can make it to one. Then just chill til I eventually die or get overrun/attacked. Maybe keep a sketchbook of people I see, so they can be remembered in some way if they don't make it. Superficially, I'd rock some Master Chief armor and hype myself up to think I was a bad motherfucker and charge the strip. Would likely perish immediately when I realize I have no weaponry, my armor is fake, and I have no survival or combat skills. Would make a cool zombie though cause of the costume.

Did I tell you he faked his death? Had his mail order bride of a wife text me their artfully crafted tale about his tragic heart attack and how all my belongings had been thrown out or sold. Was a sketchy story to begin with, but I looked into it. Couldn't find the slightest inkling or his demise. In the mean time, I reconnected with my mom, whom, after hearing me say my dad was allegedly dead, confirmed he was still alive. He's actually in the same house with the same phone number (home and cell) as he's had since like 1994. Isn't life magical?

When I used to live out near Austin, I was planning on going to PAX since San Antonio was not even an hour away. But I wound up getting an opportunity to move to Vegas so I took it. Went to EVO, though, so there's that. There are so many conventions out here; it's crazy. Work, more often than not, prevents me from going to practically all of them, though.

Candidly speaking, I really want a daughter. But, like, not for another few years. I wanna live a little more before I settle down. Travel. Knock out some bucket-list type stuff. But I also do not want to reproduce. My father's bloodline depends solely on me and I refuse to continue it. And since I'm not so keen on babies, I want to see about adopting a little girl. But that's a ways off.