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Right? Hate it when that happens.

No clue. Like I said, no true nudity but you can see the goods beneath the rags that pass as her clothes.

This reminds me that there's a dude with a hentai car out here. Not full blown nudity but very close. Just has a bunch of pictures of his waifu all over his car.

I'll finally be able to play my god damned video games. But I'll be sure to stay up on whatever slurs are popular so I can shit talk the kids I'm playing.

He's not gay. Don't ask to suck his dick, cause he's H E T E R O S E X U A L Not gay! Not even once! Let's not forget his other, mesmerizing tracks, such as "Dyke Bitch," "NO GAY MARRIAGE," and the classic "Christian and a Homo." Don't miss the most non-gay, non-ball gargling, least anal fisting album of all time: Straight Pride HE'S NOT GAY! ALL THESE SCENARIOS ABSOLUTELY HAPPENED AND HE IS NOT GAY, GUYS. STOP WALTZING UP TO HIM LIKE MAGICAL WOODLAND FAIRIES AND ASKING TO SUCK HIS WIENER CAUSE HE AIN'T GAY.

There was a different, non-consensual incident prior to. I'll leave it at that.

The nice answer is after a house party during the summer between high school and college.

Yikes. I had a cousin that was a police officer in a small town. He lost his leg on duty one day. Terrible accident. But he stuck with it and stayed on the force. Maybe a year later he was heading home after a shift but heard a call on the radio about a potentially fatal car wreck and he headed out to check on it. In transit he was crossing an intersection and a truck ran a red light and crashed into him, killing him.

That side of the family is plagued with tragedy. Her stories were made worse by the fact that she lived in the same town for the better part of 60 years so familiar places were ripe with sad tales. Didn't help that the family only got together for funerals because they became so common around 1995 and it just kept happening.

Congrats on that. We have a shitty Ford Taurus. Once we've settled into our new place next month I got my eyes on a Toyota Rav4.

While I also encourage this, my father's parents weren't great to chat with. Every story my grandmother told, no matter what, ended with "but they're dead now." I came to dread story time because it meant someone was dead. Grandfather was in D-Day +1 and his squad was ripped apart by mortar fire while crossing some countryside in Normandy. Everyone else died but he survived with shrapnel in his legs and came back with a whiskey fist that even I witnessed in the 90s.

Worked all day. I've never actually had the 4th of the July off.

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Riding up and down the highway and watching all the fireworks across town was cool as fuck. After I got home, however, I was pretty done with it, too. Neighbors on both sides were launching that shit off like it was going out of style. And like how did these mooks find the only fireworks that sound loud as fuck but do nothing visually?

You know that there are options beyond popular media, right? Even my cynical ass can't deny that there's still great stuff coming out right now.

Im told I'm fun to be around when I drink but its hard to get my attention because I'm focused on being a creative little potty mouth.

That pretzel crust was pretty good, though.

Yea some people prefer the cabinet, and the games for said cabinet are much cheaper. There's also a countertop version of the MVS if you dont have room for a full cabinet.

The MVS is the heavy one. The AES was fairly lightweight if not bulky. And yes they are separate; you would just need one or the other.

There was the AES which was a cart based home console that ran what's called "arcade perfect" games. In other words the AES could run arcade games at home but as Buddy said, it was and still is very expensive. The MVS was the actual cabinet you'd see in arcades and allowed for up to 6 different game cartridges to be hooked up at a given time. This is totally unique to that system but it's cheaper to get into, after the cabinet of course. It's also the longest running game system in terms of production and game releases, lasting 14 years before being discontinued. Both systems played nigh identical versions of the same games and were not region locked so any and all games would work on any system regardless of country of origin. They're really nice if you have the means and love classic arcade games. There are also two CD based consoles, the CD and CDZ, that are much cheaper but do not run nearly as well.

Give me Gilbert Gottfried as all other cast members and I'm in.