AstroCreep

When you have a Maserati, a big house, and a pile of cocaine.

I got a ho, a motel room, and a bag of crank. Not that's a Friday night.

Don't buy it from them or anyone they recommend. they'll fuck you over. Go to a good appliance store.

Gamera was lame, who wants a giant turtle to cheer for. Go, Go, Godzilla!

I'm telling you., it's not going to be that bad.

Who do the hot girls go home with at the end of the night. Not you. They go home with the douchebags, the meatheads with no game and the pussies with the fancy cars. So, you have to play their game, lie your ass off, bring some blow, pound her in the bathroom and forget about her.

Well, still bored, still antagonistic, and still in need of entertainment. Get busy, you miscreants.

it would figure, They all suck, and if they get a shitty game a bunch of dumbshit's will buy, they just keep making it, over nad over.

I bought a big bag of weed.

Just blow it again and you're set!

What, nobody likes it? I think it's sweet. I have a checkbook just like it, but the logo is embroidered.

All my dog says to me is "belly scratch, move it! Belly scratch! Chin scratch now Chin, ahhhhhhhhhhh…"

I do have to say, it has brought many bad things to our society since it was made legal. the housing system is horrible. you can't get a reasonable place anywhere in the city any more. And if you need public assistance, forget it. Two year wait at the very least. .The maount most people have to live on is ridiculous. I'm glad other states are legalizing it, get some of these mothertfuckers out of here.

That's actually very true, the American legal system has become a major income source for cities and counties. They'll have to find someone else to persecute.

He's a pretty boy.

That's the point, they won't be able to.

Above all, we cannot afford to think of franklin as a prudish man. He was not. He wasbawdy, roguish and loved to play jokes on his friends. and when England grew oppressive, he was not afraid to rebel. Just so, when nature called, he farted. And he wasn't afraid to advocate that we do the same. -Benjamin Franklin j

Ok, here it is, kinda boring, I know.

Hey, orange and blue is The Broncos!! While I do prefer the black and gold of CU, I kind of like the orange with the blue highlights. Though we've won all our Super Bowl's in white, I think we should have Blue with orange highlights as a dark uniform with the orange and blue highlights as the light uniform.

Roflmfao, there's an ad for Aurora CO drivers insurance at the top.

Now I'm hassling a guy who broke onto my wifi.

If that's supposed to be me, joke's on you, I'm even weirder than that.

Just take a pill and don't worry about it. Don't sweat the small shit.

is this PC help or jelly making assistance?

Oh, and don't yell at me. I thought you we my bud.