AstroCreep

You need to go to your PCP, have him check your blood and stuff, see if he or she thinks you should see any specialists.

There you go.

That's a balmy Colorado Spring day.

I don't know, the Av's kicked Nashville's ass tonight. That was pretty awesome.

I don't mind that, as long as I don't have to see, hear or smell them. Or taste them, I suppose. Yes, definitely don't want to taste them.

Good for you, stick with it. Smoking is the bane of my existence. I've been a heavy smoker for over thirty years, and I can tell you, quitting gets harder the longer you smoke. By the way, the worst part of smoking isn't dying all those years earlier than if you hadn't smoked, it's the pain and misery you suffer. It starts after a decade or so after you start smoking, depending, and it get's worse every year. Right now I've got about thirty percent breathing capacity. I can barely walk for twenty minutes. And that using three different breathing medications. I frigging hate it.

I've got one word for you. Spitballs.

I'm sorry dude. They usually come back.

You literally have all the worlds knowledge at your very fingertips. Figure it out.

Hmmm, I looked, and no federal or Colorado state law either. Bummer. I've always had paid sick and at least a week if not two vacation per year, plus fifteen minutes break every four hours. I think I've always gotten like a week sick days per year, and most have allowed you to accrue days, and in some cases used accrued days for extra vacation days, if you have some saved up. I guess I've always been lucky, and I've usually worked for really good companies. And had some union jobs, too.

Sweet.

I saw Hilo bay, Big Island, Hawaii, from 300 feet up, and, hmmm, I've seen so many crappy things... Oh, I saw beautiful Leavenworth, Kansas. Mainly as viewed from the alleys empty lots. The town, not the Federal Prison.

There isn't a federal law already requiring sick days?

I haven't been around in years, I must have thought you were joking.

Just get friendly with one of the janitors, they'll set you up.

Hmmmm, I'll take a look. Gotta have a wide variety on hand for those freaky broads.

I didn't say they shouldn't be allowed to have them, just that if they are having problems with suicidal thoughts they probably shouldn't have them laying around. It's just a bad idea to a means for instant death right there. I have had that particular problem, and more recently I had problems with seizures, and I don't have any idea what I'm doing right after a grand mal seizure, so I gave my gun to my roommate to lock up in his gun safe until I got my seizures back under control.

Tsk tsk, normal, reasonable people steal that stuff from work.

Adam and Eve has the best selection and prices.

Ok, Poof, why do you have guys sending you money to do stuff on a webcam in the first place? This seems like odd behavior to me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, it just seems weird.

Psssshhh, a ferret is just a stretched out rat.

I will not.

The dog.

Bill Cosby.

You can't prove anything. And it was too small anyway.