AstroCreep

Congratulations!

Only one? You're doing all right, trust me.

I'm a product of my environment. So there!

I used to love playing darts. Cricket, of course.

Geordi La Forge makes us go.

Diarrhoeal.

With the kind of women I hang out with, I clean my meat after.

I didn't even know there were mods here. Blow me, mods. >:)

I hate to cheer for fucking Oklahoma, but I have no choice but to cheer for anyone other than Alabama. Up yours Saban.

Are you, uh, seeing anyone? If not, pm me. *wink wink nudge nudge*

I've been loved, I've been hated, to me it's all the same.

Makes me wish I had some doll clothes...

Happy Birthday!

Hey, how did you know I have a boner?!

Bleh, they're all, dusty like!

LOL. I'm sorry, I don't mean to make fun, it just kind of sounds like an R-rated episode of Winnie The Pooh.

Fuck that shit, I live here in the SouthWest (CO), and I know how freaking hot it gets south of ABQ, or west of there. If you find yourself in Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, etc., head north with all haste. That's my advice.

Yeah, betting on something you enjoy is WAY more fun.

Roflmfao! You celebrated your first legal bet win by going to The Dollar Store... Lmao, this just gets better and better.

What? You hate soccer, but that's what you chose to gamble on? Seems like an intelligent gambler would gamble on something they know something about.

Hold on, you were gambling at The Dollar Store? Wtf.

I've had my MacBook Air since they first came out, and must admit, I've dropped mine multiple times. On the cement, even. The left rear corner is all bashed in, the seam between the body panels widened out. Pretty bad, but, it still runs. Basically just as fast as it did the day I bought it.

Sure. Why not? It'll advance Man's quest to become too fat to move!

I'd fire you from the Neighborhood Watch. I'd fire you from the cool table at lunch. I'd fire you from a cannon and listen you go "Boom! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa…!"

Lmfao, you bet on Iran? And you're watching soccer?