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I incorporate BDSM into my self-love, I'm a filthy slutbag that needs to be punished and humiliated by my own hand,

I always suspected that I would be better off ded. No regerts. #PurelyJokes #KonyIsland2012

...part of me will...

I hope your happy! I died of forlorn heartbreak, and now I am a spooky beautiful ghost.

I'm so sad, alone, and unloved I often complete rubbing electric blanket around a body pillow this was something warm to spoon at night, But let me be clear, I will never get one of those anime character body pillows b/c Despite the fact that I'm garbage I am not an Abomination

I thought we were homies! ***Runs out of the thread sobbing uncontrollaby ***

I am very round, not unlike a balloon...

Set up for joke was joke set up; not a pursuit of spreading knowledge,

Thank you~! I would hug you if I wasn't 99.9% certain you would be annoyed by that. Also, geographical distance.

I would be honoured to have you chibify me, Stillz.

Dyschronometria is a condition of cerebellar dysfunction in which an individual cannot accurately estimate the amount of time that has passed (i.e., distorted time perception). It is associated with cerebellar ataxia, when the cerebellum has been damaged and does not function to its fullest ability.

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Guys, penises and vaginas are like Coke and Pepsi, most people prefer one over the other but I'll consume either or.

1998 I had all week long drug fueled Bender that lasted what seemed like forever but was only 7 days . I had only had one Bender before that, but it lasted 9 months until I was born.Of course the first bender was not my choice to begin with

We can have a long fulfilling life of shared happiness, understanding, love, and my huge, throbbing, meaty...

One facts before I go for the time being: The only difference between a moth And a butterfly is how their wings lay when they're rest. A butterfly will have its wings closed it up right Where has a moth will have his wings spread wide Like your mom's legs on any given night .

Gypsy moth

Luna Moth

#cringe, Also the number one thing that's worse than a terrible movie Is the people who constantly gripe about the terrible movie and give it free publicity . If people griped about terrible movies far less often, they would fall into obscurity faster and the world would be a better place for it Also, a thread I replied to in a different folder was moved to this folder, ergo I had no idea I was in movies and TV folder. I was out of line in this instance, but.... +1

Oh Lord, kill it with fire!

Bryan song is a film about a true story or an eye on man's best friend was also young dies of cancer slowly .

The only media properties that make Real Alphas weep are "Old Yeller", "Brian's Song", And a couple of the fights from the anime adaptation of "My Hero Academia."

One of those rare occasions where I don't look like garbage.

No. Me!