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This is clearly untrue as Trump's physical health is undoubtedly too poor for even elephant-grade Viagra to make him rise again.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trumps-legal-team-too-many-docs-vendors-special-master-review-2022-9?amp Tfw you stole so many nuclear documents that your legal team can't find anyone that can meet the deadlines.

Actually, that was a bit uncalled for. I shouldn't be suggesting Mitch McConnell fucks living children.

With as much good faith as anyone should allot this party, I'm not convinced McConnell was unaware of Gaetz's kiddy sex ring. The whole GOP senate are more likely participants than they are ignorant bystanders. Like, who would be surprised a vile psychopath like McConnell had diddled at least a couple kids? Dude probably diddles children for breakfast.

I don't know, McConnell has the political ability to recognize that nobody likes Gaetz. Even the GOP's most vital voting block, pedos, think he's a bit too creepy.

Man, I wanna hear Bucket's take. It'd be hilarious.

Whoa, you and me.... in the same thread.... making the same joke? What is this, a crossover episode?!

Why do they all look like 3D models out of an original Xbox?

The DNC did prop Trump up under the belief they could beat the easiest opponent they could've asked for. It was a complete failure on her behalf for not taking it seriously and assuming she'd just win by default. Trump was Clinton's fault.

This is the incredible jackoff people thought outplayed Clinton. Trump didn't outsmart anyone. She set a bear trap and deliberately slammed her face into it. Winning a hunting contest because your opponent hospitalized themself before you even got to do anything isn't an impressive victory.

Sure would be nice to hear what the Trump fan would have to say about this, but @Ginguy doesn't want a civil conversation.

At first losing the insane number of posts felt pretty bad but I'm glad a significant chunk of my insufferable, smug bullshit got wiped. What was I going to do with the posts? Look at myself being a complete asshole for years? Lethal doses of cringe on UEMB, much less the prior iterations.

The fact this is the most substantial thing you're able to say about politics is truly hilarious.

Isn't this the guy who insisted neither China nor N. Korea are surveillance states? And that Wiki is anti-China on the basis of them removing pro-China sentiment when it's supposed to be a neutral source? And when asked for a source of his claim, he vaguely gestured at Google despite the fact he was being asked because Google had not found anything? Good times....

So, if I slap someone and it gives them explosive diarrhea, did I literally slap the shit out of them?

Trump's legal team:

Yes.

Who hurt you?

@Ginguy Totally not trying to incite an insurrection. TOTALLY.

"Don't judge a book by its cover." The book:

I was going to make a joke about it being because of the Epstein adventures, but turns out that's the guy getting corgis.

Conservatives don't make high quality candidates. Those are mutually exclusive

If the DoJ summoned him obviously an upstanding citizen such as Donald J. Trump would oblige. He is known to follow laws very closely.