SwimOdin

I feel so justified in always getting their burgers without onions. I’m immortal.

Just list shit. Give me your top 5 or top 10 of anything. Just list shit. Top five favorite active directors: Villenueve Coen Brothers Fincher Gunn Garland just list shit

I hate the Dodgers, but I hate the Yankees more, so I guess this series is going ok.

Can’t say how good it feels to watch a team win games after being so lousy for seven years straight. We will never heal from 28-3, but at least we’re seeking treatment.

So, Ready Player One?

Abby died a couple of months ago and she feels like a ghost in the house, like she’s still here somehow. We were able to rehome five out of six of Phoebe’s kittens. We kept one and named her Biscuit, and she is the sweetest cat who ever lived (yes, sweeter than your cat, reader, she wins). She will let me carry her all day, will stay in my lap constantly, unless Ted (the dog) comes nearby and she will love the absolute shit out of him. He doesn’t know how to handle her, she will try to kiss him on the mouth and he’s clearly voluntarily celibate. Anyway, I love her.

I lived in those boards too, it will always feel like my digital home. Check out this folder, it was for the 20th anniversary of the ASMB last year, a lot of old luminaries of the past came back and we reminisced https://unevenedge.com/forum/75-asmb-20th-reunion/

Yes.

Jameis Winston, or as we like to call him in the south, Crab Legs (he attempted stealing crab legs when he was in college from a regional grocery chain)

Cleveland beat Baltimore!? What a weird team the Browns are.

HOLY CRAP WHAT A GAME GG TAMPA

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At least the Bucs also lost. I don’t think Atlanta is better than Tampa, now I’m hoping for luckier.

Falcons looked like the Falcons yesterday. When the game starts to go south, I start cleaning. Needless to say, my kitchen looks great.

I very much hope I didn’t jinx it

lol alabama

I can’t stop walking

It’s another beautiful week in America, the Saints have lost five in a row.

I just walk an absolute shit ton at work. Also, I pace.

How many steps do you take a day? I average 14000 per day. It’s likely why I have Achilles tendinitis.

Still love it

Your team sure loves pass interference

How is Rodgers so lucky with Hail Marys? edit: that was weird

Just got back from my nephew’s birthday, just wanna say, FOUR AND TWO IM SO HAPPY

Wow but not surprised, it felt inevitable