SwimOdin

I’m enacting an old ASMB rule in that a thread has got to be about something. In other words, the boring rule. I mean this in the kindest way possible, nobody gives a fuck about a banal shopping trip you made. You’ve just opened yourself up to trolling g. Which, yes, you love baiting trolls, but I’m not going to allow it with this low effort bullshit. No more banality, in other words. I hope you, and all of us, can comply.

If ignorance truly is bliss, you’ve got to experience a ceaseless orgasm.

And the Phillies. I hope 911 comes back, though.

Fuck the Eagles

From this past week, we had an amazing vacation

You’re quite the bootlicker.

It’s hard to be as smart as him when you’re as stupid as him.

Other than the tropical storm, Carolina was perfect this week. Bow back to the devil’s anus that is Atlanta.

As far as we know, life is the most rare and precious thing in the universe. Our anthropocentrism could and possibly is hubristic, but we haven’t been proven wrong yet, so in the parlance of our time, let’s fucking go.

The plan is human suffering, so they’re doing well by that measure.

Quarterback season 2 is out on Netflix and I’m accidentally falling in love with Kirk again. It’s his flagrant whiteness. I now know he lives in Alpharetta and I’m positive I can find the Cookout he eats at. I can’t quit him.

That’s absolutely intentional, isn’t it?

It was mostly a nothingburger because I guess beachfront hotels are made for this, but damn was that wind howling. Never been through a hurricane and I don’t want to.

ok

We’re in South Carolina on the coast, so of course there’s a tropical storm coming.