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Remember when there would be toys inside cereal? Remember cracker jacks? We just don’t put enough plastic inside our sugar snacks anymore.

Were you a literal baby on the ASMB?

That’s daunting

It’s scary, but initially fine. When the body starts breaking down, that’s when the fun begins.

I clap for the shoe hands.

That was my thought but I wanted to see if there was consensus.

Thanks. Mid 40s sound scary.

Who’s footprints are these?

What’s your worst ache? It’s my right Achilles currently.

Same, fall as well (September is still summer, but fall in our hearts). Every year I can’t believe I’m a year older.

I’m turning the big FOUR THREE this year, and as we know it’s a momentous birthday where we debate if it’s early or mid 40s. Discuss.

Piss boy be pissing all the damn time https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-ketamine-use-bladder-problems-1235351260/ Also, has a black eye because he told his 5 year old son to punch him in the face? https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/05/31/elon-musk-black-eye-trump/ He’s doing alright.

“21,000,000 million people”, so: Twenty-one trillion people. #makeamericamathagain #mama

We had a “car phone” in the early 90s for some fucking reason. I don’t know if we ever even used it because minutes were expensive. I gotta ask my parents why they had that shit.

What could go wrong with surgically installing first-gen hardware into one’s body? I’m sure it will be fine.