SwimOdin

Yeah. Don't.

I should've diversified my online presence. If only I'd known that going with the same username for 20+ years on multiple platforms would help this shit track me.

I wish we could put this genie back in the bottle

It knew...so much about me. This is not the vanity search I wanted. How has AI freaked you out?

This person is definitely insufferable IRL

I’ve stopped hoping to see the Falcons make the playoffs and I feel free. They can suck all they want. I knew that extra point was going to be missed. Now I can just be surprised when they win.

Jesus I would never, that game is so punishing. When I found out you had to beat it damn twice to actually complete it? No.

When I'm sick, I wear a mask. I'm an introvert so social distancing comes natural. I haven't gotten the booster since 2023, I've just been lazy. I got Covid for the first time last year and it wasn't too bad, I had a much worse time with the flu in 2020 so I need to get a flu shot.

I met Andy in 2004 while filming the hockey chicken commercial.

So glad I went to a family reunion instead of watching my embarrassing football team.

Old fashioned

I describe parts of my body as the “good” one and the “bad” one, ie ankle, shoulder, eye (these are literal examples). Both knees are still good!

I was pleased by the Buccs loss last night. It made how awful Penix was Sunday night feel slightly less terrible.

The entire coastal plain of the United States sucks ass.

Being changed in some way against my will. It could be an alteration of the way I think or feel, or it could be body horror. Psychological change, too. Just a fear of losing control I guess, but in a tangible, measurable way. That's what I assume makes this slightly irrational.