I swear, when its fucking pouring like this...I WISH a cop would pull me over. Im gonna take a whole minute to find my info.
Gonna be like an old person....hmmmm, is that my insurance....nope that's a reciept. Officer, can you believe groceries are this high. Wait, I think I know where it is.....*cracks open def con armrest*
Its in the visor but thats gonna be the last place i look... this'll probably just piss him off more, but i excel at self destruction