André Toulon

I would have opened the poop gates loudly. Granted, I wouldn't be able to leave until the end of the business day, lest I be found out... but worth it.

Taco Tuesday

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Stromboli

Went to the Italian place again. The stromboli is fire, so i got one of those but i got a pasta too because all of their pastas can't just be tasteless.... right. Some chicken an shrimp shit... I'll see of its any good after i kill this snow douche.

So what is anal probing all about...where did this narrative originate that aliens are perverts. Is it supposed to be some sort of data extraction...is it simply to view our insides, because we have mouths. Do they not have assholes and are fascinated by them? I just feel like aliens that are 90% anatomically alike at a glance wouldn't really want to play with an ass. Except tentacle aliens...they totally wanna stick shit in you. What ever happened to incubating eggs in our torsos

Wings

Fine, Happy Valentine's day....If you're here, this probably applies to you. As long as you're online, Google Radagon/Marika so you can fully understand

It was taco bell...kinda forgot i ate anything last night. Now I'm kinda hungry but just ate a cookie...its storming and i don't feel like cooking... I'll wait until the punchkin munchkin gets up and says she's hungry

Ikr

I just want you to know....I ignored this thing for days. Then I decided not to be petty because you still deserved the react. After I did that, I thought my mind would be free...but its not I must speak on how much I hate this thing...idek why...it just pisses me off. Stop...stop doing that you damn fruit roll-up

Its impossible to know who to trust nowadays. Do you trust the Dr. Who is in the pocket of pharma and prescribing you the finest of placebos and experimental drugs that will inevitably lead you right back into their office....Do you trust the holistic health nut who claims just 3 years ago he had stage 4 cancer and turned it all around by eating fish scales. When faced with these options, doing your own research seems a proper course....but you can definitely fall into the trap of just accepting something because it aligns with you current beliefs. In fact, the only thing that I have complete certainty in is my cynicism. And fk you dictionary for changing what I typed to the proper noun version of Dr. Who.