André Toulon

And I'm confident we'd get away with it for at least a few million ...but here's the thing, I could never enjoy it. I would mentally torture myself for snake oiling people. I have unyielding vengeance if someone has done something to me, but if I fuck over someone who didnt do shit to me, I feel bad. not bad enough to snitch on myself...but bad enough that I would be miserable the whole time.

FDA doesnt give a fuck anymore....Run it

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

TG shit, but it just wasn't the same

Aaaaaand, wrong thread

also, because im a huge hater, im hoping cowboys beat the Chiefs

well damn...this went all the way lef.... HOLY SHIT, THE FABLED THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREAD😮 *Bags turkey* 🎤⤵️

dressing and some white castles

i got these Jamaican meat buns in the freezer and some egg rolls I actually bought these assuming they would be hot and that would be my bold move for the month, but since i got the hot tap, Im hoping these are just kiiiiinda hot

Cajun dressing...thought i said that but guess it was in another thread. not sure what im eating tonight.

When I was at Staples, the were like "customers say they are scared to approach you because you always look angry" I told dude that i cant fake smile, I look insane...and I showed him...The dynamic changed to them introducing people to me first so they would know I just look mean, but actually have a high tolerance for bullshit because my emotional barometer is pretty isolated. Luckily, I only had that job a few months and no one has asked me smile since...

I didn't know this was a debate because if you've ever had raw milk, you wont want it again. it legit tastes like the cow, for lack of a better description..... ugh, now Im actually remembering it, and that metal flask my uncle had it in....😰 kinda wish it had killed me. But more stupid is the suggestion that raw milk doesnt cause lactose intolerance... I'm actually more inclined to think that one experience is what made my body forever reject milk