André Toulon

Fuck it, tuna bacon melt on a bagel. Its gonna be messy but 🤷🏿‍♂️

Ugh, want catfish but need Ziplocs to separate it Want brinner but need eggs for the pancakes Want a tuna bacon melt but no bread. So no choice but to put pants on and that means i might just get fast food. Don't even have sardines or Vienna sausages to just say fuck it

Well make sure you actually have sleep apnea. I was treated for it for years until i found out its this gastric thing that was waking me up during my sleep studies. Now i just own a cpap for no reason...so thats 8k you dont have to spend if you get diagnosed incorrectly.

I think I've moved on to this

My son asked me to take him to Panda, when he got here, he suddenly realized he didnt have any money. What he assumed is i would say "just get it and lets go" but today he bout to fafo that we got Panda at the crib Making sweet and sour chicken and rice with veggies

Least favorite Megaman character. I can find value in almost the most shittiest of bosses....ever race car man or whatever tf he was....but this fking joke....just him. I legit hate his design, his fight, his existence.... Forgot about him until just seeing him in a Megaman parody

Steak, baked pots

He did all that talk and walked away with nothing, and Ill tell you why. Everybody was speculating on who had the upper hand here....who is holding the cards and surprise, its not Trump. I know yall sick of me bringing up BRICS, but Putin has everything he needs from his allies...Trump wants to be friends because he wants to be Putin. Putin knows exactly the shit Donnie wants to hear without having to concede an inch because he doesn't need shit from America. He was still sending bombs while in the summit...cease fire isnt even remotely a thing he's willing to discuss. Now the news outlets are like "Trump must show power and exercise those sanctions he's been talking about" but it wouldn't change a thing. BRICS' whole goal is to diminish American relevance on the world stage... Donnie's manipulation has no weight here. Now I won't go further, speculating on his obvious ass kissing, but Putin isn't worried about Donald because he knows he won't bring any military smoke...his approval ratings definitely can't take a hit, especially after skewing the economy to his whims and then trying to get Americans to back him spending money on a war that he refuses to take a clear stance in. TLDR; Putin is just playing in Trump's face and Trump is too big of a bitch to pull his ho' card.

And since it doesn't matter, I will always silently whine at the prospect...nay, the promise of death. An elixir we all must imbibe, but the flavor is always a mystery until it is time for your dose.

Jim Traber is a fking 🤡. Why do i listen to this shit

Welp, you don't listen to us but now youtube has told you to go to a therapist....you should probably do that.

This isn't even a joke at this point

Waht

Orange roughy filet, cod filet, korean bbq sausage. A can of mixed vegetables

Its not better than being killed, the thousands that chose the sea over servitude established that.