André Toulon

Oof

🧢 because Jerry would never....but it's hilarious reading the comments of people who would buy coastal property in Tennessee. It's kinda like I wish I could turn stupid off on my Internet settings...but wtf would I do all day

Ah, just in time for that settlement well to dry up

Let's see....you were 54 when you tried to pretend Sawdy didn't call you and had you recorded....that was around 7-8 years ago at least so 63ish.

I'm claiming you're on social security and a small settlement from your job for finally being rid of you for a Roomba

*AirBNB nods in approval*

Thatt what the halfway house takes out of your check

If you say so, champ

Ugh, sick kids on my last day off. Neff is definitely sick, but I think buddy just knows an opportunity when he sees it

Mine currently

You know when. Socialist scum.

That's you...that's how you sound. Except you evade taxes

Possible snow later this week. This could be great or a great pain in my ass

He's saying he hopes he's part of the next violent mass transportation attack.

Sounds like some socialist bullshit.

Jokes on you, stove...you thought because I made groceries that I was gonna cook. Turkey and roast beef sammich, fool

Obviously

Poor guy. Imagine buying your first renovation home in your 70s.

But it is out of your price range

Who in TF wants a dried up husk with a spoiled liver, lungs of goo and likely a dilapidated prostate.

Not rich enough to retire in Florida...poor fella

Laughs in ownership But since you conveniently ignored what said, I'll try again. You will die penniless with nothing to pass on. Your settlement dies with you. Your apartment will just be rented to the next person. Any change you have tucked away in an account will be used to dispose of your body, and if you haven't already made and paid for such arrangements, whomever becomes responsible will likely chuck you in the trash "figuratively" instead of using their funds to bury you. That brick of silver will probably be traded for a quick $200 of meth by the scavengers who find out you died first.

I like nameraka threads because you can be as cynical as you like and it's appropriate.

Look man, you're doing better than you were 50 years ago...good for you, we should all strive to better ourselves....but what you're laying down as the prototype to success is saddening. You've worked your entire life to only make other people money while you've stayed stationary. This is not success....this is being allowed to live at a standard where you die penniless. Luckily you have no one waiting on an inheritance because you have nothing to pass along.