André Toulon

bar none, the shittiest part of the bird, but people act like its gold. bih, its chicken...the part of the chicken that's more bone than meat...i always ask of I can sub thighs for wings and no one says no...like they getting over

that's a good enough reason

coincidentally, uncrustables were my hyper fixation for a good minute a few years back, but i just liked em cold. Didn't cross my mind to toast it but i dont think i would have if it did. i might go for it one day....after I try butter on a pop tart. i eat a lot of those but cant bring myself to put butter on it....damn, i don't toast those either....I just realized i dont like toasted stuff i think

brinner. i was going to have grilled chicken and vinegarette noodles but apparently i got the kids tonight so i fried it and made them red beans....i wont dare eat fried food thru the week. the resulting heartburn requires a full day to rebound from

its in TD but not looking for it rn. she had a bond and court date but i never looked beyond that

if i leave an emoji, the conversation is over. im not even going to open your reply

Not sure what you're asking. All i know is that she's registered under her ago name in what I'm assuming isn't a female facility. That was at least a year ago that i checked, so a lot may have happened since then.

All coffee is the devil's works and the people who consume it are junkies.

steak n rice

Laughs in ATL Super Bowl performance

People toast those... Wait, people toast Pb&j at all?

Idgaf bout no baby. 🔥🔥🔥

Not living up to the expectations of my peers and fami..... lol, just kidding.... Spiders

Making spaghetti rn

Dafuq is sweetest day

My mom was very lax on cursing because they ALL do it except my Aunt....worst I've ever heard her say was damn, and it was in a church context....but one day i slipped around my mom...i was maybe 17 at the time, because despite my drug use and drinking, i still didn't cuss around my mom. But after the slip, she didn't even flinch...it was on and poppin' after that. But I still try not to do it around her, but when I do, she doesnt bat an eye..... probably could have been cussing at 12 Was Jesus Christ like cursing in your home? I've encountered a few people like that, but the last chick i let invade my space was on some serious religious stuff and some times i would be like JC, then she'd go OMG, stop using the lords name in vain...and I would say you just said OMG....how is that not the same🤷🏿‍♂️

I've heard of this one and I would have been a beaten behind... because dafuq

I definitely live in the wrong fkn country

😔 i know

White tee...i dont wear tanks because i have chest hair i refuse to shave Everything else is accurate except i graduated from stoop to creepy dark room dad. When the kids bring friends over, all they see is my door slowly closing

See, i can only speak for my childhood but I had found my older cousin's playboys long before we had a VCR

This is the level of rebellious adulthood i was looking for. Except as far as weed goes, my mom is ballistically delusional... First, my dad was a pothead....even when i was little, I knew his cigarettes didn't smell like anyone else's, but didn't know why. When i started smoking at 12, my mom crashed out and asked what kind of cigarettes i was smoking....i didnt smoke cigarettes. She got a job at the sheriff's office. She was a whole cop, riding around with contraband....still, asked what kind of cigarettes i was smoking Found a zone in my room when I was 15....asked me who i was holding it for, and flushed it. I ued that to my advantage and said the guy was going to kill me if i didnt have his money. She asked how much i owed, I said $80.... Promptly went and bought another oz. 4 years ago, she came during the winter...it was too fkn cold for me to chill in the garage so i smoked in my bathroom.....She said ugh, i can smell your cigarettes all the way on the other side of the house....😒 I....think she HAS to be trolling