André Toulon

Yeah, I was like they're itching to kill a mfer...decorum and shame are archaic concepts.

Fucking 🫏

Just wouldn't be me if it wasn't tasteless

Lol, it was just called beer fest? Sadly I probably never would have remembered that.

Bro... they celebrate it in the Netherlands. I knew about it because of an exchange student we had that came from the Netherlands....I heard it from her before I ever heard of it in Germany, and she had pics and dressed up for show and tell...She looked like Heshy which is why I made the connection.... which was the first time I saw one. You told me a bunch of stuff I knew and missed the mark. I didn't know it was German until that Beer movie that I can't remember the name of this early....I keep wanting to say hangover but that was the did you die movie....the movie I'm referring to had the "it's frustrating " scene. Sigh, I really didn't want to Google it

I interpreted it as a joke because she looks like a Octoberfest bar maid. I can see her carrying giant mugs of grog or wetf it is they drink outta those things. But now I gotta go listen to some Dutch...it's not just German, right? Idrk.

I realize I'm the problem because the way this world is now, it shouldn't be an issue just to be cordial to strangers, but just because we are in line together at a gas station is not the cue to tell me about your day. Dude, I don't care, and you would think turning my back after going " yeah, that's nice bro" would send an obvious message, but you then notch up beside me just to continue this nonsense story about all the traveling you had to do today and how tired you are...I'm tired too, and that means I'm not trying to waste energy on pointless conversations

Leftover strips

It was too far out the way anyway but next time I'm in TX, I'll see what they're hitting on

Ah, there it is...I didn't think I could hate someone more than Trump, but Elon truly is an amazing man.

Costco Bakery, you say? *Opens maps*

Bro, you've never seen critters? They will definitely invade your dreams ...I was a B movie horror fan (still am, but haven't found anything of worth in years) and the only things that have ever invaded my dreams were the Demon from The Golden Child, and these fuckers.

Oa well this was at a restaurant, so it came sans paper, but I had home made and they were in paper which I found stupid but they sucked too

So y'all scared of the fungus spiders but are ok with this because cute. Ok, but remember

I wouldn't say paper...maybe like a dirty, dry sponge with chicken and cheese

Strips acquired. I think the recipe the same but I can tell that oil needs to be changed. I'll try again before lunch rush because I know the way shit is, they probably only change the oil once a day now

I have 0 faith that any Democrat will do anything... They have an image of being completely useless to their followers that they are going keep up. Like I'm more confident some Republican will bust a grape before any dem

I've been mulling it over and does Carl's Jr still make those fore ass chicken strips. I want them, but if the formula has changed, I'ma be pissed...but I think that's what's going to happen. The cooking I wanted to do was gonna be a meatloaf but ain't no fucking way now.

I kinda want to cook but it'll just be me tonight so laziness will likely prevail. Might be togo food (that's on purpose...inside joke). Or might go full stoner and live off cereal...time will tell

Tamales suuuuuuuuuuck

Oh....it IS Brian....I've been reading that wrong for years

Leftover half a sub.