André Toulon

😔 i know

White tee...i dont wear tanks because i have chest hair i refuse to shave Everything else is accurate except i graduated from stoop to creepy dark room dad. When the kids bring friends over, all they see is my door slowly closing

See, i can only speak for my childhood but I had found my older cousin's playboys long before we had a VCR

This is the level of rebellious adulthood i was looking for. Except as far as weed goes, my mom is ballistically delusional... First, my dad was a pothead....even when i was little, I knew his cigarettes didn't smell like anyone else's, but didn't know why. When i started smoking at 12, my mom crashed out and asked what kind of cigarettes i was smoking....i didnt smoke cigarettes. She got a job at the sheriff's office. She was a whole cop, riding around with contraband....still, asked what kind of cigarettes i was smoking Found a zone in my room when I was 15....asked me who i was holding it for, and flushed it. I ued that to my advantage and said the guy was going to kill me if i didnt have his money. She asked how much i owed, I said $80.... Promptly went and bought another oz. 4 years ago, she came during the winter...it was too fkn cold for me to chill in the garage so i smoked in my bathroom.....She said ugh, i can smell your cigarettes all the way on the other side of the house....😒 I....think she HAS to be trolling

Oh damn, i forget kids had bed times....i never had one that i recall. Maybe when i was 4 or 5 or so but from 7 and up, i stayed up for Arsenio Hall, and changed it to PBS after that and watched Are you Being Served until i dozed off. I'm sure that why i was pissy at school a lot

I dont turn shit off during a storm....if lightning is going to strike my TV, then that mfer just struck. Im not about to be bored while its storming unless the lights just go out. I eat my vegetables, but not if i dont want to....if i dont want it, its trash.... especially if a mfer serve me greens...cabbage is cool, but fuck greens Some of my underwear has holes in it, and i dont care if im in an accident...now they can just rip them off instead of cutting them.

How and why do you know this

I was high one night and I was thinking about the stand up set he did, and i said what was that one guys name.... then i remembered and snort laughed

Become? I've been pretty old since i was 25.

This is the pottiest thing I've read all week

They were never hidden or blocked off where i lived....just a sign that said adults only

Jjs peach pies

See....you can't set me up like this.

Just woke up, but its been on all night...i had to tell it i was still watching at some point, but as far as i know, its been working

Those burgers i wanted yesterday

The moments revealing my emotional dysfunction keep popping up for no reason. I dont think I've shed a real tear over an irl human death since 1996.... So why did i just tear up watching the final moments of the halo 3 servers.....I DON'T EVEN FKN PLAY HALO

Um.. Wut https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2025/10/13/zadarius-smith-philadelphia-eagles-retires-nfl/86674228007/

Just to be clear, mine is about 3 years old and i got an amazing deal. I think its either a 5 or 6.....I saw a 9 in TX last week for 6k+. I did NOT pay 6k for a TV

Making the girl some shrimp fried rice but i dont want that at all...probably a turkey sammich. Wish i had thawed out some ground meat for a burger

I can absolutely smell the stupid out here today

Lol bully

0 because I'm cooler than yall