André Toulon

ma'am....one sec, pls

i am currently watching a Saturday morning cartoon Halloween compilation. I wanna turn the game back on but then they play another banger

dude, idk wtf os wrong with me. i didnt get blitzed last night, i didn't take a muscle relaxer, but i just jad like 5 bouts of sleep paralysis last night. and it was 5 because normally after not being able to wake up, I dont just fall back asleep....but I just kept going back to sleep after i thought "oh ok, everything is fine" so now, I'm still groggy....still wanna go back to sleep....but at this point, im exhausted from trying to wake up

same

dont drink

mcdicks 🤬

bar none, the shittiest part of the bird, but people act like its gold. bih, its chicken...the part of the chicken that's more bone than meat...i always ask of I can sub thighs for wings and no one says no...like they getting over

that's a good enough reason

coincidentally, uncrustables were my hyper fixation for a good minute a few years back, but i just liked em cold. Didn't cross my mind to toast it but i dont think i would have if it did. i might go for it one day....after I try butter on a pop tart. i eat a lot of those but cant bring myself to put butter on it....damn, i don't toast those either....I just realized i dont like toasted stuff i think

brinner. i was going to have grilled chicken and vinegarette noodles but apparently i got the kids tonight so i fried it and made them red beans....i wont dare eat fried food thru the week. the resulting heartburn requires a full day to rebound from

its in TD but not looking for it rn. she had a bond and court date but i never looked beyond that

if i leave an emoji, the conversation is over. im not even going to open your reply

Not sure what you're asking. All i know is that she's registered under her ago name in what I'm assuming isn't a female facility. That was at least a year ago that i checked, so a lot may have happened since then.

All coffee is the devil's works and the people who consume it are junkies.

steak n rice

Laughs in ATL Super Bowl performance

People toast those... Wait, people toast Pb&j at all?

Idgaf bout no baby. 🔥🔥🔥

Not living up to the expectations of my peers and fami..... lol, just kidding.... Spiders

Making spaghetti rn

Dafuq is sweetest day

My mom was very lax on cursing because they ALL do it except my Aunt....worst I've ever heard her say was damn, and it was in a church context....but one day i slipped around my mom...i was maybe 17 at the time, because despite my drug use and drinking, i still didn't cuss around my mom. But after the slip, she didn't even flinch...it was on and poppin' after that. But I still try not to do it around her, but when I do, she doesnt bat an eye..... probably could have been cussing at 12 Was Jesus Christ like cursing in your home? I've encountered a few people like that, but the last chick i let invade my space was on some serious religious stuff and some times i would be like JC, then she'd go OMG, stop using the lords name in vain...and I would say you just said OMG....how is that not the same🤷🏿‍♂️

I've heard of this one and I would have been a beaten behind... because dafuq

I definitely live in the wrong fkn country