André Toulon

How'd your parents find out? Also, that shit seems really dangerous....I get it, you were naive, but at no point in the 60 mile drive did you think "this motherfucker is gonna murder me"......Glad you made it out ok, because I was reading this and was kinda on pins and needles, waiting for something more sinister to happen. How old was this cat?

If you do, would you pitch or catch....Or both.....I only ask because I've only ever seen you pitch.......Or wait, I think I did see you catch once, but I was looking for a pitching vid.......But in that case which would you choose

Well we ARE talking about Dickwater Louisiana. We aren't known for keeping up.

It was a common practice where I'm from, but I've onle seen 1 teacher get physical with a student outside of paddling and that was when coach was trying to break up a fight between 4 girls.......One of the girls (my later gf) contacted with his sweets in the melee and he Irish whipped her ass head first into a wall......KO'd her for a few seconds and they took her to the hospital.......Nothing was done otherwise.....No one made a fuss, no law suits......I don't even think he apologized.

Honestly, I didn't see anything wrong with it as a kid.....It was a time where if you did wrong, adults could hurt you.......While I can't see me being cool with someone swatting my son or daughter with a plank of wood, the reality is your parents were ok with it. There was always lore behind which teaches gave the worst paddlings and which teachers had the boards basically kitted out for maximum pain.......And it wasn't just the teachers who seemed sadistic at this time, your friends would all line up to listen to you get your ass lit up in the hallway.......It's kinda funny to me now, that there was a time when it was cool to beat kids into submission.......What happened that it was finally taken away....I mean I know some parents got trigged by the concept and eventually it was taken out of public schools (I think some private schools can still get away with it) but was there and glaring instances of abuse that led to it's removal. On the down side, I thinks kids may be worse because teachers have to coddle them now, and kids like to shoot shit up now, but boy do I remember getting my ass waxed so many times back in the day. But the question really is, did you grow up with this.

Ooh, looks like someone took their Entriggonol early this morning. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

I need a Hannibal for my Terrible Eric Andre show

Yeah, you just have to thump the right nipple

Well, you say that......But whatever

Someone locked me out of my shit the other day, but I was able to get it back after having a pow wow with Luuv.......Sometimes you have to rub your puppy's nose in it when they start shitting in the house.

My money is on Phillies because he's probably the funniest of the 5 and humor goes a long way with girls losing their panties. DMA doesn't seem that into it as a whole, Zeni....Although he's the homie.....I think is officially scared of pussy, I fucking hate ghostrek and I wish horrible things upon him, including him suddenly having an aneurysm moments after finally buying a truck stop hooker......Mochi......I don't really have much of an opinion on Mochi other than if he finally finds a guy, he'd have nothing to post about other than the lack of gay sex on TV. I wish him luck, but don't really care.

About half way though I was like "I'm going to search the internet for this story....I feel like I'll be led to Penthouse's website.

But do you think he's a childish moron?

It's good sleeping fuel.....You'd think it would be annoying but I turn it on to sleep and it doesn't fuck with my dreams like DBZ.....If I try to sleep to DBZ, I wind up fighting in my dreams.

I feel like you're lying.....Asian chicks is a bucket list item.....Folksy happenstance at best......Unless you're Asian I call BS on that being your first.....That's a critical hit.

I was topical until you started fucking with me.......Even my dig a fuggz was topicish.....YOU did this.

He's a big dude, but there are bigger dudes....And he seems to push that border sometimes. I appreciate that

I looked into him during his popularity.....He wanted to be an actor/singer......But he claimed his 15 minutes on YT.....He could be in someone's wife's basement.......Being tortured....Long dick style. Seriously.....He may be singing or acting now if not dead. Or homeless.......The possibilities are endless.

Long dick style......BDJOOM!

Lol I forgot about that dude >

God willing

Oh shit, it is....By gross definition, it is.....We have made a breakthrough EDIT....You are actually correct....Your delusions are a direct product of mental illness.

Pathologically lying isn't an illness

Older women rule....I had this 35 year old chick when I was 19 in college........She lavished me with gifts and all she wanted me to do was go to family function with her.....Hell yeah I'll go to this fish fry and hug up with you....I'm 19.....My life is nothing but a big ass fuck you to my future.

You work for one of the hugest insurance companies where you excel beyond the norm and have customers with no last name lavish you with gifts, you have the prettiest child in the world with a dude who professed his love to you a mere week ago, your mother is a millionaire, and you have a hot tub in your bathroom.....On top of that you aced College trig and business calc, all with never having the burden of earning a degree.......You killed bed bugs with pesticide while still residing in the house and the car that you've wrecked at least twice is still the hottest shit on the highway. All of this and you manage to have countless male suitors constantly banging your door down and the text messages to back that up, and you are a multiracial melting pot that allows you to be an authourity on any and all cultural relation.......That said, you write the most enthraalling "novels" and eat Red Lobster like it's Ramen noodles while listening to only the best selection of music mainstream radio has to offer.......How can you Possibly feel bad