André Toulon

This story is so weird that you are the least virgin of anyone here.........I'm still not completely sure if this has happened to any one other than you....Correction, I mean I'm sure it has but this is almost the darkest sex meme ever. Dude....Is this just a dark sex meme?

The actual WOW....So many questions. Like your wife is the only woman you've ever been with and since it was on your wedding night, I assume your religious beliefs played a part in this........Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not even attempting to degrade you in the least....In fact I completely commend this level of dedication........But I'm asking.....as a heathen PoS......She is the only woman you will ever have sex with....Forever?

Because of the 1st 40 seconds of the video....The part where she workworkworkworkworkwork

You can do the same.....But I know your perpetual opinionation won't allow that

Care to exacerbate it further, or was your reply an attempt at candor.....Because we can stop it right now, or we can make this thing.

It's writing like this that damns us to being the exclusive audience to your horrible attempt at story telling

You try so hard with such poor results.......I heard it....Will never hear it again since I have her tracks blocked in my whip

Massive wutting commencing.

Not a hater....She looka lika man......That's why she'll only ever be famous for fighting JayZ on an elevator

As far as the OP goes, I'm one of the few assholes that still personalizes ringtones to the individual......My girl is Black Beetle, my baby mama is fuck it, my mom is the Sonic Labyrinth Zone theme (because I played a lot of Sonic when I was a kid and it seemed like she would always bother me when I was in that stage)......And many others.....Boo's is Rihanna's Work, Fugg's is Needed me, Sawman's is Mr. Bill Collector.......I have fun with it.

Bitch looks like one of the Vanillis

I hate it for the rest of us that couldn't be a sexual professor in the first go round.......Bet you rode a bike without ever falling and beat Battle Toads without warping on your first run too. Stilgar, you're so cool.

Cool, do you....None is this is written in stone.

Now if only we could ask your partner if they concur........My first time was amazing if I don't consider how it turned out for the other person

All anime looks the same to me save for some stand alone subjects.

This sounds a lot like Ghostie......I mean it's not ideal, but the last thing you want to do is meet that person you're attracted to and have no experice so you fail miseably......Everyone should get a little practice in before attempting to go for the gold. At your age, you should definitely bang a chick you have no attachment to first before you fuck it up when you meet the one.....Or Cuck....I guess that's cool too.

Don't care for your shitty attitude but you're still kinda hot.

How?

Again...You're hard to read outside of PMs and I don't have a real respose to this.......Off topic, we battling later? Sunday especially, because the way things look I may be detoxing Sunday night and the DTs are real......Need something to occuy that time.

Something doesn't add up....Having a girlfriend and not having sex at 27 means you're either gay or she is. Assuming you're not both gay.

Hope that's how it is for my daughter....I hope to be dead by then.

I don't understand this.....Even if you're a chud, and I'm not saying you are, I have no idea how anyone misses that experimental period when you're young........I mean I've had some serious dry spells after the fact, but I thought almost everyone got at least one in their teens/early 20s

I was 15, but I was actually scared to do it again until I was 17, and that was with the neighborhood runner with a few other dudes a few times (gross, I know......I wasn't last, but I also wasn't first....ever).......Everyone knew who I knocked down in highschool, and it was an accomplishment because she was arguably the hottest chick in school.......But in reality it was a complete awkward failure that only she and I (and hell, probably everyone she told.....I mean I played it up like I smashed that shit but I'm sure she told her friends I was rattling around until I popped in and it was over ) knew about.

Dude, you're a virgin? Seriously, I thought you were just in a dry spell....Even the best of us can have those but I didn't think you were really a virgin.....Unless you're just trolling again.

It's always been that way in the states that I've lived in....You just get insurance for that one month and let the shit lapse........I don't do that now because I'm posing as an adult, but if it wasn't for the other responsibilities I have that this could fuck with, I'd still be like fuckit