André Toulon

Probably just dried jizz, but all of those are possibilities.

I've been to Tennessee.......I don't think I saw a single street with more than 2 lanes that wasn't a major highway.

Being correct=/=internet toughguy.......And I never said he was failing at life, just as a comedian with a mile long resume.

Extra onions pls

I looked it up....His networth says 6 mil, and I'm sure it's padded since I also see claims of 4 and 5......And those comedians you speak of with 100k networths are nobodies as well......But this is old, you can have Jim Norton....No one else wants him on their TV.

Shouldn't your various household pests be eating away at your cold sores right now, our is it "let my daughter engorge herself on food so she'll leave me alone while I ignore her with the internet" time.

1. Go to pharmacy 2. Wait until night time 3. Break in 4. There is no 4? 5. Profit?

My kids like to play minecraft too.

That's embarrassing for a dude with a 30 year comedy career. Dane Cooke has like 5 times that at least, and he's complete shit.

This is rich coming from a ghoul

No, Opie and Anthony are successful.....They just fill his water dish.

Sigh, I really wanted to ignore this thread, but I have to ask why that no is definite. I've had sex on a construction site before.....But I'm also not the owner of the company, so it was easy to get away. It was also on a Biloxi casino boat, so there are plenty of places to sneak off for a few minutes.....Hell, hours....Sometimes I'd sleep on insulation with tarp over it.....Which might be the core of my respiratory problems. But yes.......At almost every job I've had, I've done something sexual. Only twice has it been with a coworker though.......I usually just find a way for whoever I'm with at the time to come give me some at work because work sex is kind of a fetish of mine. I definitely blame porn. Even when I worked at Subway when I was 15 I had my girl come bend over in back office for me.....It's just a thrill I require sometimes.

It's his funniest joke......He was an old, washed up comedian in the 90s......He even went so far to be on Last Comic Standing with a plethora of new talent and he was like the only 45 year old dude still vying for a shot on what was essentially American Idol for comedians. After all of those failures, just live vicariously through your wife's success.

Those are N64 games......No use for those, although I would buy Mischief Makers if you had it just because I love that game

They try too hard to be Cali rappers when NW rappers should be some other lame shit all together

Yes, he blessed you with an uncanny mentality that allowed you to accumulate change like everyone else on this planet who basically loses the shit if not toss it into fountains in malls. Praise his name. I was legit worried about you and contemplated sending you a few bucks because honestly, you are one of the 3 people here I would ever consider helping out, but I refrained because I wouldn't help out most of my family and irl friends so it kinda fucked with me. At any rate, my terrible monologue aside, you didn't scour for change before offering to shame yourself? That's broke, hungry adult 101......But you never sell the SNES games. Matter of fact, next time this happens let me check out the SNES collection.

It's pretty sad that Jim Norton is still trying.......But at least he's not Rich Vos. Colin Quinn should have mercy killed both of those careers when he had a chance.

Just because it's trash that's peddled to rich blowhards doesn't make it any less trash. Rarity isn't a reason to spooge yourself.......I hear they are even going as far as to produce "no-kill" caviar in an attempt to validate it's consuption. I guess abortion is only a thing when it comes to humans with these stuffed shirt retards........Anyway, I digress. Caviar is horrible......It literally tastes like period on a wheat cracker.

Zenigundam[/member] They love you man, you got more dickriders than I do around here.

That's fine, as I said.....I prefer my shit to moo anyway.

Usual midnight shit.

Possums, squirrels, crawfish, frogs, caviar, goat.......These things are trash. Swine gets a bad rep, but honestly wild boar is some of the leanest most succulent meat you're ever cook over an open flame. That said, I'm a beef and seafood guy myself.......Most of the pork I eat is unintentional. Like ordering a bacon cheese burger without thinking "oh yeah, there's 2 strips of pig on this thing" If I made a conscious effort, I could definitely do away with hog in my diet.

I generally don't buy pork unless it's going to be a BBQ and pork is usually the cheapest thing you can get to feed a bunch of people that you don't care if they have a heart attack and die. Even wings are more expensive than lean chops. That said, I bought 10 pounds of deboned ribs like a week ago because the farmer's market was selling the hell out of that shit for the super bowl.......I have no idea what I'm going to do with this shit......I cooked a little one night and had the leftovers for breakfast, now I still have at least 8-8 1/2 pounds of ribs left and I'm willing to give it away