André Toulon

My other whipping boy is off limits, so now I have to fuck with you.

He has nothing better to do.......Neither do I, but fuck it......I'm about to go get the kids and hit the bounce house. Need to tire them out because I'm sleeping hard tonight.

Tired from what?.....You have to actually do something to be legit tired and not just lazy. ......I mean I still had jokes about y'all having to determine whose mom you'd live with.....This shit isn't hard.

I need your kind of bills.....I'm not completely sure what's happening in that pic, but if I add every nubmer up, it still won't pay any of my bills.

I mean, are we trying to shame the board into doing what we want it to do? The board isn't you....I doesn't really need or want our attention.....It'll suck and you'll get used to it it sucking.......Pretty much like we've done with you. You are the UEMB.

LOL, so many people viewing this thread.......Fanboys the lot of them.

Fuggs level of attention seeking itt

PLaying Street Fighter, about to pay some bills, come back and play more Street Fighter

I guess I'm amazed by how many people never got it in school.....I mean well into the 90s, it was still a thing in the schools I went to. I remember myJr High shop teacher hating when we sat on the shop tables, he would get his paddle and his go to phrase was "If you want some wood on that ass, I'll give it to ya"........We lol'd and lol'd.....Not sure if he ever figured out why since he said it a lot.

Oh, it's a completely different song'''''I like that one too

I thought this was Journey

Full contact, nude, baby oil, and pool noodles. Challenge accepted.

You claimed you were a virgin until you were 25, so sounds like even after reaching adulthood, you had other problem that left you sexless. This has nothing to do with your father's rules

You never know, you may have slipped one past the goalie somewhere.......A little Poofkins somewhere

It fun because I can see people who claim to invest no time in me lurkin' muh shit.

No, I just don't have so much contempt for my life that I need to bandy about things they do to random internet strangers......My kids are better than you too.

We get it, your daughter is better than you in every way and you're lame.......We've heard this already

I was in "gifted" all through elementary and Jr. high.......But even though we did a lot of advanced work, we also did a lot of playing......We basically had a 2 hour period set aside for us to play chess, checkers, connect 4, Videogames like Zany Golf and shit like that. I saw no real benefits from it, but then again, maybe I wasn't supposed to see tangible results.......The payoff is I'm a human calculator.....Oh, and just because I AM Buddyroe, I'll also say I think my placement in those classes were a bit accredited to some form of juvenile affirmative action....There were only 2 black kids and one Latino in there along with some reaaaaaaaally dumb white kids, though I didn't become so jaded to believe that until my 20s.......Back then I actually felt special.

I don't completely recall and don't want to sift back through this thread but you said you were 15, right?........Was he also 15ish? Not making excuses for him but as an adult now, it should be easy to realize you couldn't expect much else.....Like I said in the OP.....I was everything you described except I wasn't a dick and spread rumours about this chick.....Back then, I was a hopeless romantic and was in love with this chick after the fact......Still am, kinda......Like I'll disregard all of these bitches if she ever knocks on my proverbial door again. She won't owo

Are you talking to me.....Because nothing was ruined as far as I'm concerned....I can be a bit abrasive and that turns people....Women mostly...Off. I'm an asshole.

Well, I remember the "offer" you made for me and my wife back when I was married so yeah, I think I get it.......Not sure if I told you this, but I mentioned it to her and she was kinda into it........I just didn't know what you looked like back then and couldn't sell it. Back then I actually thought you were a dude.......Like a gay dude.

His dick?

Why did I think you were gay? Or wait, are you a woman? I have no idea what's happening.

She's still posting this old ass conversation......And the one from a day later.......He ain't hit her back since

Was Invader Zim in the 90s? If not, I'ma go with Freakazoid.