André Toulon

You've seen her.......Nothing gets stuck, it all winds up in dat belleh

We went over that last night but mods decided we were being mean to each other when she cried about it.

psh, if I make it to 60, I beat all odds

That first night out with my cousin when I was 9........They wanted to see how wasted they could get a 9 year old and since that day I've been chasing the ghost.

You'll believe anything. Are you gonna take your hot tub with you.

It is.

LMAO, don't hold yur breath.......No wait.....Hold your breath.

I have never seen a bitch this fat back peddle so fast.

He's married, 3 kids, lives in new york and has no intention on leaving the state to go to SC for swine.

LMAO......In what other context were we friends........I mean I can go further back and dig up the ones that say "Unblock me" but It was hard enough scrolling through the miles of shitpost texts you've sent since then........And all the random drunk shit I send you just to annoy you.

Nope, didn't happen This last time we were friends I told you I'd unblock you because the boards went away and I needed a way to stay in troll with you.....Before that, was this in September and I kept that ass blocked until December because you are ultimately useless. You'll be back, you always come back.

You've made threads, both about having roaches (but you thought calling them palmetto bugs made a difference) and buying clothes at Dollar General (you got pissed when you tried to return them).......You and the other idiots sharing space in your brain need to share notes.

This is obscenely funny.......I've never asked to be your friend or for you to add me back.....That's ALWAYS you.

I'm sure he'll bail when he sees the first roach emerge from your overstretched Dollar General shirt.

She only hates herself......I don't blame her......If I had a turtle beak, I'd be pretty pissed about life too.

I'm gonna chill on my couch and do opiate nods....Automatic lucidity...I can't wait.

Which drugs

Fuggz aint never gonna let you hit Captain Save-a-Ho......Her mom won't let her out and you can't get to her house....You're doomed to this terrible act you 2 put on.

I didn't come up with any of it.....You are fighting a battle against shit I didn't say because you have nothing of value to talk about. I only replied to exactly wht you posted.......Not my fault you keep adding new information.

I'll invite him tomorrow when he gets back.

Yeah, all I have to do is go to sleep.....

I don't know how to do that......I just smoke my shit. I've never even had an edible.

Sounds like you have 2 days off in a 40 hour work week, meaning you work 8 hours shifts.....Good for you. I can work anywhere from 60-80 hours a week at both jobs if shit goes wrong, and I don't have to cry about it......Hell, with the shit I do on the side, I got 4 jobs. I'm not wrong about anything.....You came in here to ask me why I'm never at work and I told you I can take time off.....Only a day, but I can just write the whole week off if I want to......But then I'd wind up with your job........Whatever you're claiming I'm wrong about, you made up in that sippy cup sized portion of your brain that functions enough for you not to drown in the bathtub.

Just pulling random shit out of your ass? I'm always at work.....Way more than you but I'm off today for medical tests......See, in the adult world, you can take a day off without being fired.