André Toulon

Oxycodone and promethazine

codone and zines together

I don't know, but I know LSD and Redbull will make you fight a nigga or two..........Or wear a dress on the beach that accentuates your dick print.......Not that I've ever done that owo

Nerds posing as musicians....Awesome

2 burrito supremes and a mexican pizza with no beans.

EDIT....just realized this said online. Meh, i dunno

I wasn't aware of any events but that might explain the 3 updates I've had to suffer though since yesterday.......Competitive tweaks?

If you say so.......Pasquale.

*checks written in box that says "who are you"*

OK we have a litmus test here.....How long.....Taking all bets.

White Christian Judeau Savior

I'll be honest....When I saw it I was like "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaghhhhhh"

Going to Taco Bell in an hour or so.....IDGAF

LOL, you're an adult

Dafuq?

Black moms don't play....You owe them....FOREVER!.....If they wana talk, you are gonna be on the phone or you're going to hear about how hard it was raising you.

You love me long time you sideways twat having beeotch

Do you think I care about Steven Universe or that I care about being an asshole........I mean I think you know the answer but I'm interested to see if I'm wrong.

I don't think you have to spoiler it when no one cares

For what?

I don't get that because my kids are always with me and everyone else knows I better be your plan C at best.

This is my text tone and it's rough hearing this go off for a bunch of missed texts back to back

I can't do that because if I turn it off, I won't remember to turn it back on until Tuesday.....I'll be like "YAY, NO ONE IS CALLIN" *29 missed calls.*

My mom is in MS and she and my daughter talk for hours because they both like to just talk about nothing.......Me and my son both pretend to be sleep or busy when she calls. I used to chalk up my girl wanting to be on the phone for no reason to her being young (er than me), but then I thought about it.......32 ain't that young.