André Toulon

It was 4 million......He can get a red lobster and a small pillow manufacturing plant.

Is there a chart for these new ranks......I thought they were just changing them randomly and the I ranked.....Up I guess.....I honestly have no idea

Ah, ok....Still bigger than I thought

$90??????It might be bigger than it looks in the pic.....25 inch?

Acer monitor........Why?

You were getting all of my attention and he's jealous. Don't worry, I don't even like playing with TiC so it won't get ugly in here.....He's simple, 1 note and overall a huge bore........This thread will tank soon enough

This might be true

All of this was kinda sad to read except for this part which is fucking hilarious. The part about getting hit by a car made me chuckle too but I feel bad about that now......I've been hit by a car, and while it didn't cripple me, I was completely useless for like a month.......Lost my job and apartment, so if it doesn't kill you your life will suck even more than usual.

Yeah, I liked a zelda game that employed it's natural elements and didn't pander to n00bs.....I'll get right on that killing myself shit

Buddyroe, #1 in Dumpster fire

Aflac agents fighting.....I call bullshit. Not that it happened, but that it was an actual fight.......I think it was more slap boxing

It's really not.....People like the stylized look of it but it lacks a lot of the elements of previous Zelda games and the puzzles are over-simplified......Twilight Princess was better, OoT beats both, but A Link to the Past will always be GOAT. Link's Awakening is better than Windwaker

That's Tate, that nigga ain't Nigerian.....He just bought a quarter from me.

OMW home now, be there in 20 minutes

Thanks......Nicest thing anyone has said to me today

She'd be kinda cute if she wasn't retarded.

I'm about to head to the house for lunch and now I kinda wonder if I have enough time to cook a steak.........Probably not. #Firstworldploblem

And here I thought my Illuminati application had been approved

I keep getting calls with a 000-000-0000 number and this Sanfuckery labeled as the source.........I haven't answered one yet and Google doesn't have it listed as an actual place........It's weird and I kinda wanna troll the caller but when your number is 000-000-0000 I think I might not need to fuck with you........Is someone coming to kill me

Most of the one I see that disapear are on major highways......I assume backroad memorials last longer

I'm just funning....I take what I want

I want HNIC as my rank....Who I gotta blow